MuyKialiente [(#)[o-o](#)]

Kiali (Ky-Lee). 29. Employed at Registered CA Historical Landmark #868 : Winchester Mystery House

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[toastbutteregg]

wow i have never seen it this way

[howllscastle-deactivated2025011]

the moon shines for you …

[botanical-artistry]

[financeswithwolves]

girl's night

[deliriumcrow]

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

[brinnanza]

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

[partywithponies]

girl's night

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[theultradork]

The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects weren’t even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generation’s comedy

[thatspectacularpigeon]

This is one of my favorite clips of anything ever

[babyanimalgifs]

[catchymemes]

[judgecat]

THE FUCKING BETRAYAL, STEVEN

[fuckyahumor]

i feel a lot of pain HAHAHAH

[hawlucha]

[sketchyfool]

you forgot this panel

[ryanribbitys]

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[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

For the people asking: I know this looks edited but it really isn’t

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[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[thebestpartofwakingup]

Change your fucking url OP

[girlonline1337]

fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

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