Legacy

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Me during a group presentation while the other members of my group are speaking:

[thevirginharrry-deactivated2013]

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

[lostjewishworld]

[imtooticky]

My coworkers complain when we can’t assign homework over Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As if somehow this interferes with their ability to teach their classes.

My coworkers complain that our Muslim students get to leave class to pray Salat at noon. Like, we have maybe one Muslim student every two or three years - thus far, all extraordinarily respectful and lovely kids! - and they slip quietly out of class to pray.

My coworkers find all this infuriating. “Imagine,” they cry, “If a Christian kid asked to do that.”

I calmly explain, every single time, that a Christian kid would never HAVE to do that, because every single Christian holy day is a day off school. Good Friday. Easter Sunday. Christmas day. Our entire country interrupts its financial and educational systems - schedules its WEEKS - around the Christian prayer customs and seasons.

God forbid we temporarily unclip the rope barrier and leave an opening for someone whose religious traditions vary from our own.

[professorsparklepants]

Heck, the only holy day we DON’T get off is Ash Wednesday, and that only involves a church service if you’re Catholic.

[weemstar]

DING DING DING

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[glowstickhaloboy]

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[proakela-deactivated20190415]

The concert and the audience…

[timnordwind-deactivated20130819]

YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM

EVERYTHING

[theweirdwideweb]

[leonardodespacito]

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[chipsandbeermag]

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

[papasun-deactivated20240318]

signs that your child is COOL as FUCK

[barack-obottm-deactivated201504]

when your whole outfit on point

[unimpressed2chainz]

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[a-gay-catgirl]

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

[hamyilton]

is this hamilton

[popularhumor]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

i think it would be hard to be sad after that