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Have a cati in these trying times sir M!A cati to be stuck on Cross's head!!!!!!!!!

“What the-” Cross moves to touch the top of his head, and finds that there is- in fact, a cactus on the top of his head “Oh- Haha, hilarious. Of course one of you had to have the genius idea to do something like this”

[shakes a big bag of chocolate and tacos] You can't have em unless ya at least flash the fangs a bit, yeah? Literally, you don't even have to show the full thing, just a lil bit, teensy weensy, mkay?

“Ugh, no- I can make tacos myself if that's the case” the scowl cross had been sporting turned into a glare “And stop talking to me like I’m a child or an animal- as you can see, I’m neither- and know when I’m being patronized ”

*offers bag of tacos* what about now? ;w;

“Still no- but I will take those” and quickly snatches the tacos

c'mon cross!! we will legit stop bothering you if you just showed usssss...

what if we gave you chocolate cake? chocolate fountain?? chocolate tacos???? literally anything and you will get it-- just show us the fangs!! we'll even say please with a cherry on top with whipped cream and boba tea?

Cross looked genuinely tempted for a minute “I- um” he hesitated for a moment before firmly shaking his head “No- there’s no point in it- and you all are going to make me regret showing them” He knew he was just mainly being stubborn at this point, but that still didn’t make him change his mind

[gently scoots you a cheezit] what bout now,,?

Cross stares at the cracker that seemingly popped out of nowhere, before flicking it away- looking unimpressed by the offer “I- I’m not going to show my teeth just because you gave me a cracker”

HI CRISS-CROSS!!!!! SHOWA DA FANGS!!!!!!!!!!! NU ONE ZESSSS GONNA JUGDE YUUUUUUUU

Cross’s scowl deepens “I don’t care if a bunch of nameless strangers judge me or not- And once again, I'm not going to show you all my teeth"

Do you like rocks??

“Rocks?- I uh, think they’re cool I guess”

((A/n; I personally really like rocks B^))

~~Okee thank you! :D~~

Heyyyyyyyy Crossy! I got something for all that chocolate! It's basically a bag of holding but as a cooler. Or, mini fridge I guess? I think it counts as a mini fridge

BUT! It's enchanted to stay cold and it (should) hold all that chocolate! Here ya go!

*its a black box that opens on the top*

““Huh” cross looks a little dubious about the mini fridge would fit all of the chocolate seeing as it was just that- mini. But when when he started to put chocolate in it there seemed to be more than enough space- strangely enough. ““I guess that solves that problem then?... thanks.”

[There's suddenly a wrapped present on Crocs' floor. It has an obnoxiously huge bow.] :roller_skate:

Cross moved back a little, looking surprised at the sudden appearance of the box. “What the...” he muttered before cautiously approaching the box “I- uh probably don’t want to know what’s in here” it sounded like he was trying to convince himself. Curiosity soon outwon caution though, and he began opening the box

~~Anon ask for mods? What's the current policy/limits for Magic Anons/Askers? I know physical anons aren't allowed, and indirect events are allowed like the dresses and cat ears. Is there an in between of sorts? Like, could something like that shadow did (dropping physical objects without physically being there) allowed? I have an idea for something to help Cross with his chocolate problem but I don't wanna overstep. Sorry if this seems lile QwQ~~

A/N: Hey!!- I don’t really have a policy/limits for magic anons, (as long as it’s not anything too extreme, inappropriate, or anything like that ofc)

but yeah, I don’t have a problem with that or any other m!a’s ^^

Do you like puns? Or they annoy you?

“Heh, depends on who’s making them to be honest, personally I’m great at them” cross visibly winced, “... but I have heard a lot of bad ones”

Are you the sun? Cause you definitely make my day brighter -CB

“I’m not th-... Wait” It seems like it took a moment for what they said to sink in, and the purple hue on cross’s cheeks grew deeper

The anons are probably so insistent because they think watching a pair of sharp fangs shatter something is hot. I’m anons. (But not one of the ones whose been sending asks about this)

“Huh, weird- I thought all of us had just gone truly insane” a slight purple hue touched the top of his cheeks “... And that’s even weirder”

I don't think you understand, there are hundreds of health AND economic benefits that come with biting directly down on a little window material, dont pry into what they are just trust me when I say eating glass (with fangs) is incredibly good for you and your family

“I don’t think you understand- I’m not going to bite into glass or showing you my fangs, And the only “benefit” I can see of eating glass is cracking a tooth, and looking like an idiot”

Hey Crossy! Uh, did you ever manage to get through all that chocolate that shadow dump on you? There was a lot

“Uh- about that” Cross got up from where he was resting against one of the hallways, next to his room. He cautiously opened the door, causing some of the chocolate to spill out. “At first it seemed amazing- before I realized I was stuck. Dust managed to open the door, but I don’t know what to do with the rest of it” he stared at the piles of chocolate in the room, before musing in a more quiet voice “I suppose I could just eat all of it”

HEY on a scale of 1 to 10 how much would you want to be like, really fucking evil

Cross looks a little uncomfortable at the question “I don’t necessarily myself ‘evil’ per say” He paused for a moment, gathering his thoughts “ I just did things in the past that needed to be done, and uh- while the people I ended up with may have... questionable morals, we’re not that bad?”

They’re dating now, and being weirdly soft to eachother, so yeah, it did turn out fine

“Heh, I can say seeing killer, nightmare and error acting soft is... odd to say the least- but I’m still not going to follow that “advice” “

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