why am i here?

aspiring psych student || 16 || she/her or really whatever you want

[brainmeddler]

nick from the great gatsby would 100% kin jughead jones from riverdale

[soft-lovely]

nothing is as tender as annotating your favourite books. it’s like leaving a piece of your heart on the pages for somebody else to find.

[transvigilante]

THEY END IT THERE. THEY JUST END IT THERE. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU

[brainmeddler]

YES ITS CALLED BRIDE OF REANIMATOR AND ITS EVEN GAYER

[satanic-snoozefest]

If Herbert West was in animal crossing, he’d be a rat

I will not elaborate further

[misguidedtreestump]

He's probably like calling Dan at the hospital or something

[brainmeddler]

You ever look at someone’s art and can just tell they draw Michael from The Magnus Archives?

[paulingsuggestions]

How do I avoid leaving fingerprints or hair behind on a crime scene if I need to be dressed like a repairman in order to gain access to the targets house?

Um. Hm okay: so I had my fingerprints sanded off a long time ago but if you don’t want to deal with that, wear gloves. If your hair is long, keep it tied back or you can just wear a hat. Also use a lint roller ahead of time, just in case there’s any stray hairs/eyelashes on your clothes. That’s all I got for that right now lol

[brainmeddler]

I think the silver lining of covid is that it’s now socially acceptable to wear masks that cover half your face and more importantly (for your purposes at least), gloves. Just say some spiel about variants and “maximizing customer safety” and you’re good to go

[demilypyro]

Anti q-tip propaganda to keep people from inserting it into the ear canussy

[demilypyro]

[brainmeddler]

@statboosts I CANT BREATHE THIS IS THE BEST REPLY

[done12356259392929-deactivated2]

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

[spookykittyontheway-deactivated]

This. is. so. COOL

[everwizard]

If this doesn’t work I’m going to cry.

[thefancydragonqueen]

it’S back!

[kleikot-deactivated20181221]

What

[afeix]

[thelanguageoflovers]

why

[vampiresneverhurtme]

Just reblogging to see if the last one is true

[skinnyboi-uwu]

Wait- what? 🤣

Edit: OH WAIT NO I DIDN’T THINK IT’D GENUINELY WORK OMG- (tap on the images to see it after reblogging 🤪)

[corrupted-steven-youniverse]

i’m only here for the last one-

[necronamicode]

the last one is the only reason im reblogging

[ask-undersnare]

Runt: l-lets see

[yumebfdotcom]

Hmm

[writingandpain]

Yes

[mechanical-sheikah]

For the funny one.

[girllpng-deactivated20220212]

Someone tell me how this works pleasseeeeee

[ramayantika]

After reblogging click on the picture, the colour changes

[voidless-platypus]

reblogging again cause i changed the colour

[dead-james-potter-deactivated20]

wait it works omg!!

[crittizen]

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

[crittizen]

like a wizard

[thetuberculosisgay]

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard

[brainmeddler]

more fly than a bird, catch my gizzard

[science-bastard]

pin me to my own operating table and study my inner workings with the same blade. count up my nerves, scratch the tally marks into my skeleton. put thin slices of me on slides and hold them up to the light. scientists should be studied as much as their specimens.

[brainmeddler]

what does it say about me that i find this hot

[yandere-angela]

rare breeds of mad scientists: - mad astrovirologist - mad xenobiologist - mad paleontologist - mad malacologist - mad lexicologist - mad sinologist

[brainmeddler]

Mad paleontologist who makes up fake dinosaurs <3

[sickly-victorian-boy]

Sometimes I wish I had at least chosen to minor in some STEM field but then I remember that I should absolutely under no circumstances be given access to proper resources and laboratories because I know without a shred of doubt that I would go full Victor Frankenstein and create atrocities

[brainmeddler]

I mean Frankenstein never even graduated college and he still managed to commit crimes against god, never say never!

[brainmeddler]

:O

@science-bastard ily /p

[st-ivangeline-deactivated202501]

part of me wants to say “fuck you there are tons of things that make us human besides love”

and the other wants to say “fuck you i’m not human” in a beautiful voidpunk way

i can’t decide help

[brainmeddler]

Alternatively: “There are tons of things that define humanity, you can be human and not experience love. Not me tho, y’all stay safe”

[midinite]

maybe reddit isn't that bad after all

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

Come on, we all just want our own Gomez 😂

[idle-drifter]

I do have a love for black suits, fencing, firearms, and explosives.

[uncle-jingo]

Lots of girls claim they want a Gomez but very few actually do

[brainmeddler]

tell me you’ve never spoken to a real woman without telling me

[brainmeddler]

mothman is trans because my gender euphoria clothing item is a mothman t shirt i got on vacation to point pleasant

[mothmyguys]

i am trans, can vouch

[brainmeddler]

you heard it here folks

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

Here’s the thing about men with earrings: not all men wearing earrings are men with earrings, and some men not wearing earrings are men with earrings. If you pick a dude off the street and give him earrings it will likely not make him a man with earrings, just a man wearing earrings. In order to be a man with earrings, the earrings must be an extension of the man.

[alycats]

OP what are you talking about?

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

Men with earrings. Did you not read the post

[brainmeddler]

men with earrings are like the queer coded men in 60’s TV with super long eyelashes idk how to explain it