mvl666-Darkrio

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[myxhul]

This has been sitting in my drafts for a long time now, and I think it's finally the perfect time to post it

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[mvl666-darkrio]

I want my legacy on Twitter to be the fact that I rename scam group chats to "Obvious Scam"

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[mvl666-darkrio]

The phrase "The customer is always right" was also shortened. The original was "The customer is always right in the matter of taste", meaning if a customer wants to buy a shirt that you think looks ugly, who are you to stop them?

[anonofthemys]

*The various smashers are convening at Skyworld before going to fight Galeem and Dharkon. Samus finishes talking to Cloud and scowls over at Ridley*

Ridley: Oh hell, it’s my ex.

Pit: Wait, You dated Samus?! Gross.

Ridley: Do I look INSANE to you!?

*Camera zooms past Samus to the far end of the room where Sephiroth is just standing menacingly in the corner. Sephiroth slowly turns towards Ridley’s direction, grins and winks. *

*Ridley hastily shields his face with his wings*

Ridley: Is he still looking?

[deadinparadice]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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[banana-ool-deactivated20211208]

oh no what’s this force on my reblog buttoonnn

[arsoncrow]

Take care of yourselves because there’s someone out there who cares about you and wants to help you and be around you <3

[gavlan-deactivated20170701]

based on statistical evidence, im immortal

[deactivated0201120203020102-dea]

how so?

[gavlan-deactivated20170701]

havent died yet

[house-arya]

reblogging this while it hasn’t blown up yet at 13 notes

[mvl666-darkrio]

Just gonna say, this is a great way to mess with people; I constantly say "Statistically we are immortal" to a friend on discord and it never fails to give him psychic damage.

[mvl666-darkrio]

My procrastination has made me be part of the 2023 writer’s strike since 2021.

[pukicho]

Pukicho do you have anything to say on Trans Visibility Day? *holds up comically small microphone*

Rise up, Attack. Destroy.

[pukicho]

Lay waste to the land, also.

[a-demon-femme]

take what you need

emotionally intelligent parents

$100,000

the chance for ONE one-on-one fist fight with the parent of your choice

a pound of weed but only sativas

a pound of weed but only indicas

a pound of mixed strain weed (you’re a monster)

to be fucked by a mythical creature

to move across the country

flag of all the colors from the types of noise (white/grey/pink/etc noise)

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

[mvl666-darkrio]

Okay I genuinely cannot choose. On the one hand, $100k would 100% get me from where I am up to my gf. But on the other, werewolf.

[grawly]

[develop-your-oc]

Which OC is in debt?

[mvl666-darkrio]

Darkrio. Got slippy through a deal with a demon and kept his soul. Demon hasn't left him alone since

[develop-your-oc]

Which do you tend to develop for your characters first: their appearance, their personality, or their story?

[mvl666-darkrio]

Appearance. Every time

[develop-your-oc]

What do others look down upon your OC for?

[mvl666-darkrio]

Darkrio regularly steals ramen and water from his local Walmart. To be fair he's saved the city multiple times so he thinks it's the least they owe him, but... Meh

[kindestegg]

My favorite thing about the differences between jevil and spamton as Secret bosses is spamton regularly just isnt. That hard to fight. He needs to steal Someone elses custom robotsona made on mspaint to actually get to challenging Secret boss status. Meanwhile you just find jevil like That and hes immediately like hi if you come any closer ill beat the shit outta you for Sport!

[lee-the-eel]

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results