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xavier: mamma mia, then go see mamma mia 2 then go see christopher robin.

xavier: everyone has been hype about those movies wanting a christian grey of their own.

lisa: what is it with you and mamma mia ? i'm asking as a concerned citizen

lisa: that is ludicrous, who the hell would want someone like that for their own ?

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Bella: Its sad, I mean how bad it is - but jamie dornan is hot af

lisa: the guy's accent was pretty attractive, but that's about it. everything else was.. scarring to say the least.

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hails: but, but, but...

lisa: just buy the dog hailey, don't get a bad rep over something stolen.

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dylan: fifty shades SUCKS

dylan: like, really, even the book itself is so bad that idk why people got into it in the first place

lisa: SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK ! 🗣

lisa: i had no idea there was a book about it, i looked it up and apparently it's twilight fan fiction? twilight itself sucks.. i'm cringing.

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perrie: i've never been the fan of it, either!! i'm more of a disney fan, take it as a surprise or not

perrie: i feel like it should've died down by now but who am i to pick and choose after all

lisa: i'm not surprised at all ! honestly i'm sticking to disney because that scarred me.

lisa: apparently not. it's actually shocking to think that's what people were into.

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louis: i imagine it's one of those films that people either absolutely love, or hate more than anything

louis: wild storyline. i'll say that much.

lisa: for me, i'd go with the hate side. but then again apparently it did really good in theaters ?

lisa: i felt so weird watching that lewd content. is that type of stuff popular over here in the states ?

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sabrina: you mean you weren't a fan of the best-selling erotica novel of all time ? bummer. jk i actually haven't brought myself to read it ... let alone watch it.

sabrina: i commend you for being brave, and not passing out like most women in the theater. so, you /sorta/ won 😛

lisa: oh dear god, there's a whole novel ? i wasn't aware of this and now i am kind of worried about what people label as 'best-selling'

lisa: i heard people were taking pickles to the theater, actual pickles. i'm confused as to what they were doing with them 🤔

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cindy: oK so tWO questions,, cindy: one, how do u take care of a cat ? :// cindy: twO do you think i should return my neighbors cat even tho he continues to climb through my window & we made a special connection ??

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lisa: i’’m probably going to be the worst influence here but lisa: keep the cat ! you’re also barking up the wrong tree here on cat advice lisa: i can hardly keep a plant alive

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tyler: that's trIGGERING as fuck oh my god that movie is the wORST SHIT. i saw the first one drunk as fuck with some friends, expecting some porn leveL material but what we gOT was the weirdest, most crINGE two hours of our liVES.

lisa: whY am i not surprised that you were expecting some porn level madness ? please, i didn't even watch the whole thing, i couldn't imagine what you saw ! the whole lip biting thing was... weird.

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KENNY: it fEELS so good ☺️☺️ we'Ve been gone ALL summer long. iTs his stuffed lion thAt he likes in his crib with hiM :/// the thing is... i caN't remember if we packed it or not when we leFt new orleans.......... 😥😥😥😥

lisa: that's good ! a lil family vaction can do no harm.. unless you lose a very important toy. can'T you just buy a new lion toy or will he notice ? 😓

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cindy: oh no.. i'm tRIggered even just reading the title and shit, i can't fathom that being the only choice of movie. i don't mind lEWD content but that shit was just wrong.

lisa: you can say that again. i think it was a joke to be honest because i've never seen anything like that ://

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leigh: that movie is soooo uncomfortable bc he is just super.. strange

lisa: i think he should be awarded as the worst character, 'cause his storyline made no damn sense. i actually had to shield my eyes with a pillow

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bella: its terrible and very cringe...right?

lisa: yes, i found myself actually cringing and covering my eyes most of the time. i actually didn't finish the movie thank goodness.

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Hails: Whats a worse crime? Stealing a baby or stealing a dog? Cause I probably will commit one of the two

lisa: i'm pretty sure they're both equally bad.. um, how bout you just buy a dog and we call it a day ?

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lisa: so as one of my first nights staying home i had some downtime and asked friends for opinions on a movie i should watch

lisa: they chose fifty shades of grey and let me tell you... i'm not a fan at all.

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dacre: i keep losing my phone in my own hand

dacre: not only is it embarrassing, it's just wrong

lisa: finally, something relatable

lisa: only the bESt lose their phone in their hands and look for it like maniacs