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What’s red and bad for your teeth A Brick

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Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

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Remember when people cared about Kony?

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Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

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Remember the Alamo?

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Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

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all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

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i was funny once but it was an accident

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I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

[theblogchoseme]

I was in a Toy Story play.

And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

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please explain how this was your lowest point

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Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

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the problem with this site is bloggers will call a cask a barrel even if it doesnt hold a volume of one hundred sixty litres

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most of you won’t reblog this!!!

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your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet:

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a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

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quick suggestion

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let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

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The unholy trinity.

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only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[pukicho]

Pukicho

What

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[allaboutschool]

[pukicho]

Fun fact, if you were to take all the blood out of your body and put it in a bathtub, you’d die

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source?

[pukicho]

No

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[hurleyquinnzel]

she fucking obliterated him

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Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

[snowysauropteryx]

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

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old boys

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it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

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Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

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sometimes I’m like “my therapist doesn’t really tell me anything I don’t already know” but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every single morning because I hated them but I hated them less than I hate all other breakfast food on weekdays (don’t @ me waffles are a weekend food and they Do Not start me on a productive path) and my therapist said, “why not eat a lunch food?”

and I said, “explain”

and she said, “you know you’re allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. you are not bound by law to the traditional american breakfast.”

my father’s insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour for a woman to give me permission to eat a pb&j at six in the morning