plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over
One Nice Bug Per Day
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plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over
DUDE OMG
My friend told me to get the meme coloring book for her for christmas and I had to ask her if she wanted gluten free or vegan LOL
I bought one out of curiosity lol
its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all
lets not forget this gem
cant believe we’re leaving out this
and more importantly this
interesting how you forgot
and
ok but
and
hmmm and perhaps
and these ones too
I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
reblog to save a writer
excellent resource
Reblog to prevent a "She was like- so I was like- and then he was like-" conversation.
There should be a National "Exchange Lives" Day
It would be a day where you exchange lives with someone. Meaning that you will live the other person's life while they live yours or someone else's. It would be a healthy thing to do. I mean, some people often judge by THEIR experiences and not everyone goes through life the same. This way, we'll see how difficult it is to be that person and how difficult it is to have their problems and life. 9 - You see a nine, I see a six. Just because you're right, doesn't mean I'm wrong. You just haven't seen life from my side.
I’m crying I think I want a sloth now
what even are sloths
Now that's what I call smooth
The Simpsons was the most honest show out there
Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE
Guy: Nah, man, I’m over my emo phase. Alright, the first note we’re gonna learn today is a G. It’s located right here on the keyboard.
*beginning piano notes from Welcome To The Black Parade play*
Guy: *screaming* WHEN I WAS
FUCK THIS IS ME
Oh my god
Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.
Pls don’t tell me that when this happen, I was the only one who thought of this
Double Dragonite
these are the Luck Dragonites, reblog and good fortune will come your way