Sir This Is A Wendys

siobhan. 20s. He/They. Fhr content over at @ side-stepping

[mxbongwater]

Vintage photos of dogs and their people

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

A friend stopped by

[reptiliannastyboy]

psychopomp

[joeyridersvoid]

Phyllis Shafer’s landscapes make me fucking insane

[thatdisasterauthor]

To the tourists who I startled by walking bedraggled out of the woods very damp from the rain, wearing my Jurassic Park PJs, and carrying a deer skull: my bad.

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[crazy-brazilian]

[targetedknowledge]

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[mikilavellan]

And no one is even doing it with me

[bialkii]

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

[knightclubbing]

having to stop your conversation with a coworker when a customer walks in has the same vibe as two knights talking ildly on guard duty who have to quickly shut up and resume their positions as the king walks by. at least. i think so

[c0nji]

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[wholesome-animal-images]

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[herpsandbirds]