With all due respect...

Matt. he/they. 19. 🇵🇱 🏳️‍⚧️

[nessiopeia]

You know I will actually

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[batbetbitbotbut]

#yea its just something that really irks me when people keep them. if only there was a word for that

(via @real-live-human)

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[aroaceenjolras]

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[factbot]

chicory has a tranquilizing effect on the body

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

[victusinveritas]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[livelaughlovefiction]

@fuck-detector

[fuck-detector]

uh yup! fuck disk, the forgotten competitor to the compact disk. better in every way (fluffier) but can only make yip noises and is significantly larger so was unable to compete

[end0parasite]

#slopblogging #hell is a teenage slop #this is a slopblog #this is what makes us slop #slophood #slop interrupted syndrome

[thememedaddy]

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of