idle hands

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[qpjianghu]

. . . just go easy on me, okay?

[pinketine]

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

[boybeetles]

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[yournewcryptid]

A compilation from the notes

[my-chou]

m...

[mxrderscenes]

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

[harvestkitty]

[orteil42]

horrid time to be a thirsty little information sponge when 90% of the information happening these days is the leaders of the free world coming out with even stupider bullshit than they did the day before

[orteil42]

maybe if i stunlock myself with tvtropes or bulbapedia i'll be okay

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

honey-nut clarity

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

post-nut cheerios

[batsandboba]

(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

[batsandboba]

and if im unlucky, Hockey RPF (37)

[my-chou]

<3? <3!

[arcandoria-archived]

the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

[taxidermycatgirl]

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[weepyemperor]

Ideal person is charismatic but deeply unnormal

[cassettefuturism]

[chilewithcarnage]

[mashamorevvna]

you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell

[lampfan911-deactivated20250622]

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

[lampfan911-deactivated20250622]

This is what it was like

[voidling0]

[identitty-dickruption]

problematic bed time gap