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monodrama -a dramatic piece for one performer

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I know I'm gonna work in a few hours and all, but

@ancientforgcd and I are tryna rouse Eris ( @mxnxdrama ) from slumber with recent HSR x Hi3rd stuff

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ALRIGHT, MXNXDRAMA 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO COMING SOON-

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//. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT SPARKLE IS GENIUS SOCIETY #55: YU QINGTU??????

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Yeah I'll def have a lot of fun iconning the Sparkle bombs once 2.3 kicks in

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With that in mind, since some of my hcs have definitely been debunked, I might debate on taking some of em down, too. Worry not, I'll try cooking up new ones in exchange.

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@mxnxdrama tHIS SHIT MAD CUTE

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skjaghal 99 DUD PLUSHIES AND ONE THAT'S AN ACTUAL DIRTY BOMB LESGOOOOOOOOOO

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Based from the leaks I've seen on 2.3, as well as me currently watching the livestream, and seen that part of the trailer, there'd be quite a bunch of restructuring in this blog.

Nothing negative no. Just readjustments and patching up.

There'd gon be quite a bunch of restructuring on interactions too, unfortunately.

No biggie, ofc. Just thinking that readjustments is very much in-demand now.

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Planetary Acquisition Department: Debt Rehabilitation Program Orientation

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After mulling it over, considering that feel-wise, Sparkle's Myriad Celestia trailer gave off a bit of Perfect Blue vibes, I've decided on this server that Sparkle's real name is Mima Hanabi, with the Mima part being a reference to Mima Kirigoe from Perfect Blue, as well.

Despite this, she'll still be Sparkle through and through, as Mima Hanabi has become one of her many masks now, ever since she was graced with Aha's Elation.

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Gee, Star Rail and irl stuff got my hands full the past few days lmao

I'll make sure to get to things soon

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"Man, I know I've been eating too much." Ruby pouted, but at least her rear looked shapely and good. "Guess I'll increase the weights to 200 tons later and crank up the gravity to 1'500 times normal gravity then." Not that it would do much, but hey, she had to keep up an image.

"Oh right, gotta face you." Thankfully Ruby didn't see the other taking a picture. "I woulda bought you a pair of track pants too, but you don't seem like the type to really wear them." If anything, to Ruby it seemed like Sparkle would wear pretty much anything for her performances.

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"Gravity Training, hm? It would seem that there are more people that actually does it, huh?" She tried it a bit in the past, which also helped in making her really agile and limber. Also helps when she's impersonating people who are supposed to be fast. on their feet and actions.

A chuckle. "Oh please. An actress should never be picky on her wardrobe, especially if since you have to be dressing the part, thus keeping role consistency, y'know~? I wouldn't mind to have yet another article added to my collection."

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"Exposure never pays well, miss Hanabi." Kafka spoke, already deciding to use her Spirit Whisper, so the other wouldn't get any ideas. "I'll join you for dinner, but don't pull any tricks, understood?" Hence her patting Sparkle on the shoulder. "We wouldn't want anything to happen to one of Aha's favorites, do we?"

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The Stellaron Hunter's ability sure is pretty powerful, if it managed to actually work on someone like Sparkle, which it did. Hence, even if she were to think of something mischievous, like say ending up either messing with or damaging Kafka's coat somehow, she wouldn't be able to act on it nor see it through.

"..." Cue a slight grunt of inconvenience, with the Masked Fool saying "Fine, no tricks. Just a good ol' dinner shared between you and me~."

Its definitely a bummer, but Kafka was smart and quick enough to make sure she wouldn't do anything stupid.

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"Yes, that is my surname. Aha Laughter, not quite in person, but moreso in avatar." The blue-haired spoke, making sure to give the Emanator of his a nod. "And yes, it's quite the master plan, though I don't quite know how it will affect them in reality."

Oh well, Penacony becoming known as the Piss Sinkhole was already good enough, making him cackle with glree. "That's the point though, we have to make people realize it. If there's no realization or reactions, what's the point?"

The point was to laugh, but that was besides that point.

"I have a thirteen barrels full of urine stashed away in the dream." Don't ask how he got that. "Also don't say piss, we're trying to stay PG-12 here."

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"Hmm-hmm, but the punch line is best when they realize it too late of course~. That way, they'd feel like they got swept off their feet, and they have nothing they can do about it~!" But alas, they had the same idea at the bottom line, so it just works, too.

"Oh, that's quite the stinker you've got there, Aha~." Yeah best not question how he even got thirteen barrels of it. It would both kill the vibe and mystery, really.

"Of course, of course! Guess I'll just call it the forbidden lemonade then~."

Can anyone even stop them from turning Penacony into the land of toilets at this point-

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What Tarot Card are you?

The Fool

There is only so fast a car can go before it flips. You would do well to memorize that speed, though whether that is to reach it or avoid it is none of my concern. Your life cannot be made only of beginnings; you forget that for every new life there is one you had to smother. Adventure beckons, must you rise to meet it? Have you spoken to a loved one from a past life recently? I’m sure someone, somewhere misses you.

tagged by: @aventvrina (thanks!)

tagging: @achercn , @ancicntforged (Ruby) , @doloniaxdiegesis (Firefly/Sam) , @astrxlfinale , and whoever wants to do it as well!

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"Really now miss Sparkle, you used my imagery to fight against an Emanator?" It wasn't so much of a question of how Sparkle knew how she looked like. All the Stellaron Hunters were known across the cosmos. "Do I get any compensation for after the fact?"

"The compensation is exposure, Miss Spider~." Of course she was bound to encounter one of the playwright's goons one way or another. "Worry not. I did made sure to accurately portray you to the letter~. But if that isn't enough for you, then perhaps an invite to dinner then? My treat~?"

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"Alright Sparkle, let's make ourselves useful." Don't mind Aha, they were simply assisting one of their more prominent Emanators with some pranks. "While you are no worm, you're still rather useful." Well at least they looked at things practically. "For now we need to replace all the SoulGlad in Penacony with urine, so let's get to work."

"If it isn't the Laughter, themselves." She was already grinning with glee, having the privilege to be face to face with the Aeon of the Path she follows yet again.

"Replacing all of Penacony's SoulGlad with piss?" Okay, that had her to laugh a bit. That's certainly going to tank the industry's reputation, too!

"I'm in! It certainly would be funny to turn every dreamer within the Dreamscape into piss drinkers without them even realizing it~."

This truly is the worst case scenario for everyone at this point.

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From Galactic Baseballer: Text: Hey, my favorite pain in the side. Text: [Image Received.)

Text: You won't believe how pissed I got when I came across them. As if you weren't in my damn head enough. Text: Even got this weird trick where they go invisible too! Text: Wanna meet up with them for a little visit?

Text: My, this fine creature certainly looks the part. I appreciate the flattery of imitation, see~

Text: Guess I'm rent free in your head so much, that the universe decided to spawn in a Sparkle 2, hm~?

Oh she was definitely taunting him, even through texts.

Text: Sure, I'll meet up. Herta's Space Station, right? I'll be there, probably in a few system hours. Though whether or not I announce my arrival is up in the air, of course~

Wait, why does she even know where to look for, to begin with?