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margot calloway. 18. plastic. you can live the dream, or you can die alone.

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“I so needed to get out if this place. After a while it starts to feel so cramped, so little. And really, spending a few days at Martha’s Vineyard never hurts. It’s so relaxing. I’d almost forgotten this school’s plebes even existed. I was so happy for such a brief period of time. I just wish I could stay there forever.”

#northshorestarters

“Actually, it is. You should feel at least a little bit of shame, it sounds disgusting. Contain your laughter until the hot weather passes or something, Jesus. Show some self-control. As one of the popular kids, you have a certain reputation to uphold. Don’t be gross.”

“Owning up to something is half the confidence.” Daria said nothing more after that, only looked at the brunette. She had never ever felt more homesick than in that moment, and the only way she knew how to swallow her pride was to dump it on someone else. “I think your shoes are last season, by the way. Givenchy is so outdated, it’s a miracle no one’s noticed yet.” It was meant to be an advice, because that was how she coped.

“So now you’re ‘gross and proud’? Cute. I’m sure the little freaks at the bottom of the social pyramid will find you very empowering, their little activist. Being popular is a responsibility, and if you just can’t understand how that works, I wouldn’t be surprised to see you tumble down the social ladder,” her voice got low, as she delivered her threats with a sickeningly sweet smile. “And you thought wrong. These aren’t last season. You are.”

#smooth margot #smooth #c: daria

“Well, you were wrong. I don’t get anything out of it, so the way I see it, there’s nothing “nice” about helping, and I have no reason to do it.”

“Don’t mind me asking, but when was the last time you had something sweet? Because your words are super bitter and I don’t think that’s a good thing. Might even be a medical condition.”

“Oh, save it. I’d rather be bitter than a hypocrite. I don’t see any point to being sweet, and you know what, I just don’t feel like it.

“As if,” she laughed. “I’ve seen house cats with more charm than you.”

jacobxwolfe-blog

“Did you just go all Clueless on me? You know, if you weren’t being so mean I’d almost be impressed.”

“I don’t need you to be impressed, I don’t care for the opinion or the approval of school’s lower social ranks. Clueless is a cinematic masterpiece and we all should aspire to be a little bit more like Cher in our daily lives. But I couldn’t care less about what you think of that.”

#c: jacob #i can't properly cut posts because I'm on mobile uuuugfghhhh

chloekadenrp-blog

“Well then, luckily for us both there’s usually very little to laugh about when you’re around”

“Yeah. Lucky for us.”

#c: theo #margot bby ur not so great at this whole friends thing

jacobxwolfe-blog

“More like endearing. You can’t stop talking to me. Like I said, I’m just too charming.”

“As if,” she laughed. “I’ve seen house cats with more charm than you.”

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☕️ Starbucks Order

“Grande java chip frappuccino with soy milk. Pumpkin spice during the fall.”

📺 Favorite Movie Genre

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📚 Favorite Book

“I wasn’t expecting to, but I really enjoyed One Hundred Years of Solitude. It’s long as fuck, but I liked it. Atonement was good, too. And hot.”

📱 Most Used Social Media

“Snapchat. I look fucking amazing with a flower crown. And really cute as a puppy.”

#musings;#memes;#bcrbiie

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✴️ Favorite Candle Scent

“I’m crazy about Anthropologie’s Spring’s Eden Candles. My current favorite scent is Pomegranate Peony. It’s roman chamomile, pink apple blossoms, pomegranate, lychee, vetiver, vanilla and musk. I would buy them in bulk if I could.”

📺 Favorite Movie Genre

“I’m really into old movies. Especially like, period dramas with torrid romances. Gone With the Wind is my all-time fave. The guys in those movies were like, real men. And the costumes were gorgeous.”

📻 Favorite Song

“Dangerous Woman. It’s my anthem.”

🎥 Favorite TV Show

“House of Cards. Claire is #goals. And I’ll watch anything Shonda Rhimes writes.”

#plasticsunshine-kiara #musings;#memes;

group text ;; the plastics

Kiara: Ladies !!!

Kiara: We need to regroup.

Kiara: Assertion of status and what not, you know.

Amity: understandable. how is that gonna work tho

Veronica: absolutely!

Veronica: amity you aren't stupid, i'm sure you can figure it out.

Amity: is it a sin to ask first

Margot: Yesssssss, we do

Margot: Amity, get it together.

#text;#plastics;#text: squad #text: plastics

chloekadenrp-blog

“When you’re right you’re right” Theo shrugged, “but when you’re wrong, you’re really fucking wrong”

“I’m usually right. You should know this by now, everyone should know this by now,” she said as she rolled her eyes. “And I’m right when I tell you you have a very unflattering laugh.”

jacobxwolfe-blog

“Oh, that really hurts. You got me right where it really hurts. And uh, yes I am. I think you’re just too blind to see.”

“You’re not funny, and your not cute. Just annoying.”

“I mean, I did see you walking by and I thought it was worth the shot you know? It’s nice to help out around the community we live in.”

“Well, you were wrong. I don’t get anything out of it, so the way I see it, there’s nothing “nice” about helping, and I have no reason to do it.”

burnout-crys-blog

“Nope, still don’t see the problem.”

“The problem is that you’re in my way. So move.”

teagxnfoster-blog

“Oh, hi…uh would you mind handing me that towel right there instead of staring at me?”

“Why should I? Aw, am I making you uncomfortable?”

“It’s…—not something I’m ashamed of. People laugh differently all the time. I actually don’t laugh like that, but I have mild allergies in this hot weather, and it comes off that way.”

“Actually, it is. You should feel at least a little bit of shame, it sounds disgusting. Contain your laughter until the hot weather passes or something, Jesus. Show some self-control. As one of the popular kids, you have a certain reputation to uphold. Don’t be gross.”

”Has anyone told you you’re a fucking asshole?”

“Yeah, they have. They didn’t live to tell the tale. So my advice is to shut up.”

#c: axl #i'm sorry she's a bitch

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💾 Favorite Music Genre

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🎥 Favorite TV Show

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