do you even lift bro?

Hey! I'm Blaine, and I'd give you a hug, but I might kill you... {dependant rp account for rt-ah-heroes}

[hillhousc]

mxscles:

My feet huuuurt. Someone should rub them.

Rude. I mean you didn’t even say please.

[mxscles-blog]

If I say please will you rub them?

[mxscles-blog]

My feet huuuurt. Someone should rub them.

[mxscles-blog]

People are fighting and people are sick. If someone who was fighting was sick, their moves would be - ill.

[mxscles-blog]

Blaine had been teamed up with Matt, which he didn’t mind. The other hadn’t offended him in anyway, and he figured now would be a good chance to get to know the guy. They’d been assigned a monster that couldn’t be physically hit, and while it was a challenge, Blaine was optimistic.

[mxscles-blog]

"Sounds good." Blaine clenched and unclenched his fists, lowering his head for a moment to think. The monster spotted them and rushed at them, Blaine swerving and dashing into the streets. The monster roared again and beat his chest, reminding Blaine of Godzilla. If he suddenly wasn’t in the air, he would’ve laughed.

He shouldn’t have looked away. The monster had grabbed him and thrown him up, and now Blaine was hurtling towards the ground. He thrashed, eventually landing on his feet and creating a crater around him.

The monster then charged at Matt, figuring that Blaine was good as dead. Blaine jumped up, running full speed and launching himself up to the monsters back. He was sent back with such a force he hit the side of another building, a clear wave going over the whole monsters body.

Well, fuck. Blaine couldn’t touch the monster? Was that it? He fell from the brick wall, wincing as he stood up and tried again, though this time he just aimed at the monsters leg. Of course, the same thing happened. The monster couldn’t be touched by an outside force.

[mxscles-blog]

Jesus, how long was I out for? My head hurts and the last thing I remember is chugging something...

[mxscles-blog]

I heard cookies!

[whatisinvisibletotheeye-blog]

Aaron’s baking cookies. There’s a small chance they might not be edible but still.

[mxscles-blog]

Non-edible cookies? :(

[mxscles-blog]

I heard cookies!

[oldmanmarquis-blog]

I’m making cookies.

[mxscles-blog]

Oooooooh.

[mxscles-blog]

I heard cookies!

[mxscles-blog]

When you accidentally break a monitor by trying to move it.

[fasterthanabeardedbullet-deacti]

An exert of names from my phone:

Blindy

Disney Princess

The British Kid

OmniDick

Kaythen Call

Completely Trustable Friend

Boner

[detectiverisinger-blog]

Blaine’s the Disney Princess right?

[fasterthanabeardedbullet-deacti]

Nope. He’s “Pretty Princess Protein.”

[mxscles-blog]

Damn right I am.

[mxscles-blog]

The Monster Is Here || scyphozoafakesmatthullum

Blaine had been teamed up with Matt, which he didn’t mind. The other hadn’t offended him in anyway, and he figured now would be a good chance to get to know the guy. They’d been assigned a monster that couldn’t be physically hit, and while it was a challenge, Blaine was optimistic.

He stood near a door to a shop with Matt, fiddling with his hands as he waited. What they were waiting for, he didn’t know, but as a loud roar came from down the road and the street people fled, he was sure the waiting was over.

They hadn't gone over a plan yet, which started worrying Blaine more and more as the monster, big and black and nearly the hulk himself came running down the street, roaring as it flipped cars. "Matt," Blaine said quietly, cracking his knuckles. "Let's get down to business."

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[mxscles-blog]

This is what I need friends for.

[mxscles-blog]

You sure? Could’ve sworn I did.

[impermanxnce-deactivated2015020]

Nope, Nothing there.

[mxscles-blog]

Mmhmm.

[mxscles-blog]

Oh yeah. So many dick jokes.

[whatisinvisibletotheeye-blog]

All the dick jokes. And butt jokes. And dick in butt jokes. Ours is an extensive repertoire. 

[mxscles-blog]

Dick in butt jokes are the best, Kdin.

[mxscles-blog]

The AH office is so full of vinegar, holy shit.

[whatisinvisibletotheeye-blog]

Also dick jokes.

[mxscles-blog]

Oh yeah. So many dick jokes.

[mxscles-blog]

The AH office is so full of vinegar, holy shit.

[mxscles-blog]

I’m pretty sure I put my name on it.

[impermanxnce-deactivated2015020]

Well there was nothing on it.

[mxscles-blog]

You sure? Could've sworn I did.