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what went thru dennis’ mind

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

septembersung

janusfnc14

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

rachellephant

tips to write college papers

begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”

erase when finished with the paper

maniculum

I remember seeing this post when it was new, when I had a different tumblr account that I mostly used to vent about the shitty job i was working in between grad-school programs, and it stuck in my brain a little bit.

Seeing it cross my dash again years later, when teaching college students how to write papers is my full-time job, i think it apropos to put on my Authority Hat for a moment and tell y’all, in my role as an instructor of college English courses, where I think this post gets it wrong:

You don’t have to delete that opener afterwards, actually.

stylographic-blue-rhapsody

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

stylographic-blue-rhapsody

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

0ut-of-my-head

You think 782′s going to help you with your research, don’t you? It could explain our origins, yes. But we aren’t going to go extinct tomorrow. There are still plenty of creatures in the world. I have a different sense of time to you.

ysabeausfrenchtwist

Lindsay Duncan as Ysabeau de Clermont & Teresa Palmer as Diana Bishop in A Discovery of Witches 1.04

Diana's first girl date w/ mom-in-law

rogers-carter

bucky barnes + sergeant

inthetags

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

#an online retailer

pseudophan

sophsun1

Shrek 2 (2004) dir. A. Adamson, K. Asbury & C. Vernon

laurens-german

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2001, dir. Garry Marshall

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.