tea (that lan zhan drinks teehee)

she/her | '05

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welcome! im tea or t, whatever suits ur fancy!

this is an account for silly headcanons from the MXTX universe [svsss, mdzs, tgcf]

let's go!

♡the posts are gonna be at random times cuz consistency who? (gonna try to post once a day tho)

♡might be spoiler-y

♡this is gonna be super gay

♡dms/asks are always open

♡other account for yapping purposes is @bunnycoffeeumcat

♡also this is absolutely inspired by my friend's account @snowyshuanghua

for dni 👾

▪︎ -16, because the posts can and will be nsfw

▪︎any kind of '-ist/phobic' (racist, homophobic etc)

other stuff 🕳

◇any erha fans? carats?? epic the musical enthusiasts???

◇fics hoarders lmao?? (feel free to ask for recs, I'll see what I can do)

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mxtx headcanon #11!

the day lwj found out that "to bone" is an euphemism for sex, was the worst day of his life, right after the day he tasted black coffee....why would anyone do that to him

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mxtx headcanon #10!

he xuan has the most creative ways of refusing when xie lian invites him for lunch/dinner. this one time he even said he was going on a date with a fish.....

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mxtx headcanon #9!

luo binghe, when hes really mad, and cant do anything about it (or has sqq holding him back), he bakes. bread to be specific, and like focaccia stuff...

if sqq ever spots him kneading dough he just slowly backs out of the house

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mxtx headcanon #8!

mu qingfang once took a 4 hour nap in IKEA on the couch. he was just out shopping for furniture for his clinic but bro was so exhausted he just knocked out.

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mxtx headcanon #7!

sizhui eats soy sauce and rice, in the ratio of like 2:1 when hes stressed, it weirds out jingyi a bit but he also sees the potential

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the guy selling them the soy sauce be like: Are they bathing with it or just straight up chugging it like...???

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mxtx headcanon #7!

sizhui eats soy sauce and rice, in the ratio of like 2:1 when hes stressed, it weirds out jingyi a bit but he also sees the potential

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mxtx headcanon #6!

mu qing is a water bottle connoisseur, its serious for him. he doesnt have that many but he can always be found staring at them with such heartbreaking longing.

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mxtx headcanon #5!

liu qingge loves cats!!!!!! at the slightest meow, that man will be turning his head so fast and getting a whiplash concerning to mankind.

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mxtx headcanon #4!

lan wangji never, ever hesitates to play the gay card.

Kind of like:

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mxtx headcanon #3!

the amount of time people have told binghe to be "juSt bE yOurSeLf" around shen qingqiu is.....drastically tragic...for reasons.

Binghe, side eyeing Bingge: you all didn't learn SHIT

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mxtx headcanon #2!

when pei ming was a teenager, he was actually a loser (a sweet loser nonetheless). and the way he met ling wen was that he tried talking her u the first time met and the look she gave him wouldve scared a smarter man but bro just giggled?? thats how they they became friends. and how is this cool today? thats only for him and ling wen to know...

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mxtx headcanon #1!

if lan wangji was an idol, he'd show up first to hair and makeup WILLINGLY, to the horror of the staff and the members/co workers oof