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[karahsell]

Happy Pride Month a day early from our favorite little deer!! He doesn't know what country this flag belongs too, he just let Rosie dress him and Charlie shoved the flag in his hands.

[nick-nellson]

Beauty and the Beast (1991) dir. Gary Trousdale & Kirk Wise

[my-archerboy]

Arts & Crafts pt. 3

[emcreatez]

🏳️‍🌈 HAPPY PRIDE! 🏳️‍🌈

Cassie recently shared an old art of mine on her Instagram story and it kinda revived my burnout for a minute 😅 juuuusssttt long enough to draw everyone’s favorite Husbands!

Hope you like it!

Have a safe and happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

(Also only real fans understand Alec’s shirt 😜)

Characters owned by @cassandraclare

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[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[yaoiblackmold]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

[json-derulo]

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

[json-derulo]

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

[json-derulo]

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

[my-archerboy]

Finally got to the Sonic the Hedgehog Speed Cafe! I've been a Sonic fan since '91 and this popup brought back all the nostalgia and memories of playing STH video games in the basement with my sisters. So glad I got to go and get a pic with my fave character, Tails! 😊 (and the food wasn’t bad either 👌)

[my-archerboy]

Why are the best sunsets always in store parking lots?

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[ladyalatariel]

"My life, old sport, my life... my life has got to be like this. It's got to keep going up." ↬ The Great Gatsby (2013) | dir. Baz Luhrmann

[shisasan]

February 12th, 1964 Anne Sexton: A Self-Portrait in Letters First published: 1977

[ariaste]

PLEASE explain the Latin fuck words. for science

Okay so. The Romans think that sex doesn't count as real sex unless Someone Is Getting Penetrated By A Dick Or Dick-Adjacent Object. Very sort of dick-centric system.

So Latin has six words for "to fuck", divided into three pairs: one pair for each of the possible Holes (ass, mouth, pussy). In each pair there is a word for topping and a word for bottoming.

Most people who know a little about Latin fuck verbs know 'pedicare' and 'irrumare' from the first line of Catullus 16 (Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō), which is a poem about saying "absolutely shut the fuck up and piss all the way off" to fandom antis and purity police who are making repulsive accusations about you personally, based on things they're reading into your work from a bad-faith perspective. Catullus was so real for that and it's incredibly endearing to me that he was dealing with the same thing we are still dealing with. I got a hater in my askbox doing this about The Wisdom of Emperors just the other day, but I took the high road and, unlike Catullus, did not tell them "I will assfuck you and I will facefuck you" So here sort of a chart about the verbs: Topping | Bottoming Mouth: irrumare | fellare Ass: pedicare | cevere Cunt: futuere | crisare

Another fun fact related to the fuck verbs was that the Romans didn't think about sexual orientation in terms of who you're attracted to, they thought about it in terms of "which is your favorite hole and what do you like to do with it." So you'll get graffiti (ancient roman subtweeting) about things like "Marcus is a fututor [cunt-fucker] and a pedico [ass-fucker] but omg girlies I also heard he's a fellator [cock-sucker] 👀👀👀👀" In the modern day we'd just call him bisexual, but in Ancient Rome it is not enough to know if someone is bisexual (they think it's kind of perverted if a man only fucks women, like do you have some kind of freaky pussy fetish???? you've never once even fucked a twink??? dat's gay, bro. gay to not be bi), you also have to know if he's being bisexual in a respectable sort of way

You will notice that pussy-eating is not on this list, because those words do not mean "to fuck", they translate more directly to just "pussy-licking" (cunnilingus), and because the Romans are sexist as all hell and think that's gross and filthy anyway. This is not ONLY because of pussy terror, it's also that the mouth is the most sacred part of the body -- so eating pussy or sucking a dick is actually considered slightly more "shameful" than getting fucked in the ass. (Please note as well that the fuck verbs are gender neutral -- if you're a roman man and your girlfriend owns a strap-on, she can [pedicare] you. but be careful because your sworn enemy in the forum will have a fucking FIELD DAY if he hears about that and will write a Mean Poem about you or subtweet you on a public wall)

The moral of this story is that the Ancient Romans were absolutely *GAGGING* for social media (see Martial's Epigrams, aka My Best Tweets), and the second moral of this story is that if this was a fun post for you, you should look at my kickstarter for alllllll of this kind of nonsense in the form of A Fantasy Novel That's Pretending To Be An Academic Paper With A Fake Bibliography And Foonotes aka The Wisdom of Emperors. And please signal boost this so everyone can know about Latin Fuck Verbs and Roman Subtweeting, we've really learned so much here together

[ariaste]

(Only 10 days left to back the kickstarter, u should go look at it, i am very cool and funny and good at books)

[mouseymightymarvellous]

i continue to be haunted by the reading discourse where a human being who claims to love reading declared with their own human mouth said, “if the author wanted me to read a prologue or an epilogue, then they should have put it in the book.”

my sibling in library, i ask, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???”

[inefekt69]

Roppongi Sakura Illumination

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[my-archerboy]

I really am kicking myself for my weaponized incompetence. It’s like 95% my fault that my anxiety is so bad right now regarding my job. Everyone deserves to go on vacation, I get that, but when the one person that’s gone knows how to do everything and the other person that’s working (me) doesn’t, that’s a fucking problem, especially when big projects are due at the same time, and I can’t ask anyone for help. I know I should’ve learned how to do this shit, but my brain also sucks and won’t let me learn things unless I do them over and over again x 1000, and then if I stop doing them, I forget again. Yes you can show me how to do something, and I can take copious notes, but unless I do the thing myself repeatedly, I will 100% forget how to do it. And sometimes there isn’t a way to do something that often, so it’s impossible to learn it

Ugggghhhhhh

[my-archerboy]

I just finished Fruits Basket (2019) and now I’m sad cuz I once again have nothing to watch 😮‍💨 and also bc it’s just such a good story, I was excited to finish it but now it’s bittersweet that it’s over. It’s my 2nd favorite manga, and I’m so glad they redid the anime and finished it this time. 10/10 would recommend