Oh, I can't stop you putting roots in my dreamland

she / her I enjoy not being normal about the media I love | diagnosed as a woman in her 20s | The Shadowhunter Chronicles, Heated Rivalry, Taylor Swift, Casey McQuiston and Animal Crossing | I am basically a clumsy fairy penguin | Adopted by Kallie & Dani 💛

[madrasaur]

sleepyheads

[ottawa--centaurs]

i think ilya rozanov would love the phrase 'skill issue'

[hollanov-ann]

[anxietyproblem]

[finelytaylored]

consent king ilya rozanov 👑

[galecstatic]

holy shit.

[luins]

a lifetime to be noticed by him

[samehere-onlyone]

[imsodishy]

weird to me that so many people are convinced that Alexei was blackmailing Ilya rather than the simpler (and more devastating) explanation that Ilya has been conditioned his whole life to give 'til it hurts and expect nothing back because that is what he deserves.

[aphantasias]

ilya kisses shane's heart and shane reflexively kisses ilya's head and if you know anything about either of them this is incredibly devastating

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[gaygoatshane]

my pretty shane

[loontattoo]

One must always remember that literally none of this is real

[loontattoo]

except Hudson and Connor humping on camera. that was real

[c-goldthorn]

one must always remember that hudson literally had a stomachache from connor thrusting against his balls. that was real

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[wyatthazy]

his 🤏 little face (pt 2: ep5)

[russianblush]

#more of this in season two lets all live

[themoonandmyman]

The first phrase Shane learns in Russian is ‘I love you’

The second and third actually are ‘harder, please’ and ‘yes, sir’, except he doesn’t tell Ilya.

He just springs it on him mid fuck with a perfect pronunciation and Ilya makes a face like he’s just stepped out into traffic and immediately cums so hard his entire body tenses and he gets a leg cramp so bad he falls off the bed.

He’s entirely obscured from view but Shane just hears a tiny confused (but affectionate) little

‘Shane what the fuck’

[soulcyzx]

Someone please write this 🙏🙏🙏🙏