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[potc]

Supernatural 4x22  |  “Lucifer Rising”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Thanks Guys

[jupiterscorpse]

would anyone like a summary. for laughs

[jupiterscorpse]

okay so for those who wanna laugh at spn but dont feel like watching it;

episode starts out with dean going to a pie festival. sam mentions how he wishes cas and jack were there and dean is like “true. oh well”

meanwhile some vampire mimes (for real) kill a man and abduct his kids. basic motw stuff ensues.

theres a cameo of a girl from season 1? she talks for two seconds, they show a flashback, and then kill her immediately

sam and dean free the kids and fight the vampires and one of them pushes dean. then sam goes to leave but dean is like “somethings got me” and come to find out he was pushed onto a hook that stabbed him in the abdomen from behind. he refuses help and says some bullshit for 10 minutes and then bleeds to death. a fucking HOOK killed him. on a show about monsters. a hook.

so sam continues being depressed. he is alone. continues doing hunts.

meanwhile dean wakes up in heaven! its so cool! wow! everyone is there! (you dont get to see them though). he sees his car (in heaven) and decides to take a drive (in heaven.)

as dean drives (in heaven) you see a montage of sam. he is walking with a toddler with “dean” embroidered on his overalls. then he is playing baseball with an older boy. in the background, a blurry blonde woman watches them. i guess thats sam’s generic wife and mother of his child that we never get to know the name of or see without a background blur

the montage progresses. sam gets old. he’s in a hospital bed in his house. his now adult son tells him “dad its okay. you can go.” so sam passes away due to old man disease.

meanwhile dean finishes his drive and gets out of the car. sam appears behind him. dean says “hey sammy” and they hug and the camera pans away while carry on my wayward son plays.

thats it. thats the ending.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

okay so i’m not watching supernatural but based on reactions on my dash, they just called castiel the “third winchester brother”, which is wild both in the sense of queerbaiting and also because, if i recall correctly, there is a literal actual biological third winchester brother who went to hell in season 5 and was never mentioned again

[kelssiel]

very intriguing of the supernatural writers to create an entire show where you can watch the first episode then immediately watch the series finale and understand everything that’s happening

[shadowofthelamp]

I’m so sorry kings

[heritageposts]

pls tell us what happened in the episode, i am so confused

very bad montage with horrible music. dean’s got a dog now (thankfully not the poodle he tried to fuck in season 9). they go somewhere. sam asks dean if he is sad that cas is in turbo hell. dean’s like ‘yeah shits sucks i guess’. he’s a little sad but that’s not going to stop him from going to the pie eating competition. they attend the pie eating competition. they do ok probably. but then.. uh-oh! a new group of villains is introduced! they’re.. juggalos? but also vampires which is scary. and.. they have knifes! but dean’s going to kill them with his shuriken. oh..! but another twist! one of the juggalos—who is not dressed like a juggalo—is a woman(!) that has been on the show before. dean kills her. but not with his shuriken. and maybe he should have killed her with his shuriken because—twist! dean gets impaled somehow. he dies. no, but for real this time. he’s dead. kill your gays 100% speedrun. sam burns his body. sam only makes one slice of toast for breakfast next morning. very sad. he grows old. you can tell his old because he is wearing a gray wig. he marries. have kids etc. meanwhile dean is in heaven. he reunites with his own true love—the impala. bobby is also there. he tells dean that cas has fixed up heaven for him. but cas isn’t allowed to be in heaven. probably because he’s gay. he never appears in the episode. dean goes for a car ride. carry on my wayward son plays on the radio. it sounds bad. sam puts on a whiter wig. this means he’s very old now. sam dies because he’s old. he goes to heaven. he meets dean. he reunites with the car. cas is never mentioned again. is he still in turbo hell? maybe. dean and sam looks into the camera homophobically. they mock you for still watching the show. the end.

[rachelthesquid]

the poodle he tried to WHAT-

[heritageposts]

sorry my bad he didn’t try to fuck the dog he only wanted to (heterosexually)

[everkings]

[clockworkrobotic]

DESPERATELY trying to figure out what the FUCK happened on supernatural tonight

[mxsamwilson-deactivated20210618]

I’m reading these supernatural posts like

[earlgrey-slutty-deactivated2021]

the reason sasunaru never became canon is because sasuke knew if he confessed he would be sent to ultra hell and then who would be here to secretly love naruto?? gaara??? as if sasuke would let that happen.

[jinlian]

this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging

[carnationcomplex]

[emijyi]

feels like tumblr series finale tonight

[jupiterscorpse]

IS THIS REALLY HOW HE WENT TO MEGA HELL?? HE WENT DOWN A TUBE???

[bellwitchfaggot]

Cinematic parallels

[dashconstaff]

Dashcon is BACK!

Hello everyone! I am so very pleased to announce that we are now collecting funds for Dashcon 2021!

That’s right! Coming March 2021, we will be holding the second official Dashcon in Schaumburg Illinois, featuring panels such as:

Love Wins: Destiel is Canon

An Introduction to ABO

Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism

Bernie, AOC, and other Woke Baes: Why We Love Them, and What They Mean for Our Ships

a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend

and acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles!

Donate here to help make Dashcon the best it can be! 💜

*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit.

[normal-horoscopes]

DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?

[normal-horoscopes]

REALITY IS A TRAMPOLINE AND GOD IS OUR YOUNGER BROTHER WITH A BOWLING BALL ON THE SECOND STORY BALCONY

[normal-horoscopes]

YES CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDS CAREFULLY

[godlessondheimite]

It’s just so funny how we all came together over Supernatural today. This is the only time it would get this reaction. For at least the past 12 years, 99% of tumblr were pissed off and sick of seeing those SPN guys. NO ONE cares about SPN anymore except the diehard fans who no one likes. NO ONE wanted to hear another word about Misha Collins or Jean. And then after 15 AGONIZING years they’re homophobic and gay and everyone, even people who hated the show on sight without ever having seen it, is laughing and celebrating? It’s like that scene in Fiddler on the Roof during L’Chaim where the Jews have a tense stare off with the Russians and then they start drinking and bottle dancing together.

[godlessondheimite]