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Grem • She/her • Aftg & Marauders 😈

[yourgalgremlin]

“Tell me about your fav Marauders character”

Marauders fandom:

[saintofsacrilege]

nobody’s doing it like neil josten because yeah he’s a weird guy but his love interest isn’t a manic pixie dream girl. no, his love interest is instead a depressive monster nightmare boy. and they’re also both jocks somehow

[tswizzlesfan]

happy pride month to mr. be gay do crime and mr. be crime do gay 🌈

(ft andreil by @dshr-art aka actual perfection)

[yourgalgremlin]

[yourgalgremlin]

Andrew only loves 3 people: Aaron, Kevin, & Neil. How he shows it:

Andrew to Aaron and Kevin:

“I HAVE to care for you. I don’t wanna, but I will.”

Andrew to Neil:

“I HAVE to blow you. I don’t like you, but I’ll do it.”

[yourgalgremlin]

Homicidal Romantic:

Aaron: I’m not buying this lovey-dovey shit. What do you REALLY want from my brother?

Neil: I wanted a short blonde asshole, but you were already taken.

Aaron: I’m serious, Josten!

Neil: Fine. The idea of not being with him makes me rethink my decision not to take over the Butcher family business & chop people up for fun.

Aaron: …Do you have a less psychotic reason?

Neil: Nope :)

[yourgalgremlin]

Hey ya’ll, I have a question for my ao3 lovers:

What are your thoughts on pseuds??

Do you use them? Why or why not?

As a reader, would you prefer an author separate their works by fandom-specific pseuds?

Reason: I have 2 fics I’m considering putting up but they’re in VERY different fandoms (…like the Marauders & K-pop kinda different 🫠) Would using pseuds make it “cleaner”? Or should I just embrace having a random af fandom list??

Pls tell me which idea is worse. This pseud thing is ✨Vexing Me✨

[yourgalgremlin]

Jegulus’ relationship dynamic is top tier because they fit the best fairytale trope, which is The Evil Witch & The Devoted Henchman™️

The evil witch is always a sharp-witted, ominously beautiful creature, while the devoted henchman is buff, handsome, & extremely loyal to them.

Aka Regulus gets up to nefarious shit & James is like “you’re brilliant, my lord, let me carry your cauldron & scare off your enemies”

& that’s beautiful.

[yourgalgremlin]

“Well. Maybe I was rude, but to an idiot.”

— Jean Moreau, a non-apology, subject: Neil

[yourgalgremlin]

Reporter: Neil, any comment on your “unlabeled” sexuality causing a buzz in college sports?

Neil: Rude ppl always ask me the same questions: “Are u gay or straight?”, “Do you swing or not?”

Reporter: & what’s your response?

Neil: I always answer the same way, I say: “Who cares? I’m not gonna have sex with you, you’re too sticky.”

Reporter: …✍️ 🫥

[yourgalgremlin]

The Foxes oogling a guy at the bar:

Allison: Look at the size of those hands.

Nicky: Do you think his dick matches his hands?

Andrew: Hopefully not in the number of fingers attached.

Kevin: …you’re uninvited from the Girls & Gays Gossip Circle.

[yourgalgremlin]

The adventures of mafia boy & his foxes ✨

[yourgalgremlin]

“I hate you. Doesn’t meant I wouldn’t blow you.”

“Wait, you like me?”

[yourgalgremlin]

Oh hey just a reminder that the Minyard twins both ☠️’d EACH OTHER’S ABUSER ✨

& didn’t spent a day in jail for doing it. & would do it again. They’d do anything to protect each other.

Twinyard brotherly bonding over murder. Healing their fractured childhood one dead abuser at a time 🫶

[yourgalgremlin]

The fact that when Regulus sent Kreature to Voldemort, Kreature was attacked by the inferi and dragged under the water—only surviving by using elf magic & because Regulus made him promise to return to Grimmauld Place after his task with Voldemort was over.

& when Regulus took Kreature back to the lake to switch the locket, Reg was attacked by the inferi and dragged under the water—but didn’t survive because he made Kreature promise to use his elf magic to return to Grimmauld Place after his task with Regulus was over 😭

[nyaar0n]

oops 💭

[yourgalgremlin]

The Neil Josten Mpreg Agenda™️ is alive, guys.

[yourgalgremlin]