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Your favorite good omens shit-poster

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Best comic/graphic novel to read?

Good Omens Graphic Novel🐍😇

Long Exposure💗🔪

Ride or die🚘💵

The Boy and The Wolf🚓🐺

Coraline the graphic novel🎭🧿

Heartstopper(1-5)🏉💗

Voting ended onOct 25, 2023

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Aziraphale definitely has a pair of oven mits with a snake tongue and black eyes

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I think this person deserves a shout out for two reasons. Being a huge good omens fan, and liking almost every single one of my posts.

@justsimplymeagain

Thank you for creeping me out.

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Guys hear me out. Why does Aziraphale like food so much if food in the UK sucks. Now, I'm not saying all food, but the vast majority. And all the food he's been seen eating isn't british food, but Japanese, French, Italian, etc. And I get it, we all love some nice and tasty food, but I imagine when he sees what a real British cuisine looks like, he will curl up into a ball and cry.

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Petition for the song One by Harry Nilsson to play in the opening scene of good omens season three when Crowley is just driving around mindlessly until he reaches the bookshop and enters

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Love how the good omens community sees one itsy bitsy thing and it's completely inloged into their brain forever and it's around the whole Fandom, not just a few people. Ex: That one picture of Michael!Aziraphale being silly, and one person points out the tiny little detail that his pupils are shaped like stars. And now, due to that one person, almost every drawing of Aziraphales eyes have stars as pupils. And they just do this to please themselves. Nobody ever said "Hey, any GO fans who like to draw Aziraphale? Well draw him with star pupils!" No. Not one person said that. We all just do it. And that's why I love the Good Omens community.

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Do Crowley and Aziraphale have birthdays that they celebrate or do they just go by year by year, adding up the ages every January 1st? Please explain

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Crowley, writing down on a whiteboard ways he can get revenge on Metatron and get back Aziraphale.

The list:

1. Turn into snake and eat Metatron (he'll taste bad though)

2. Kidnap Archangel and eat a book infront of him

3. Set fire to that dumb bitch Metatron

4. Sleep for awhile (not apart of the plan just a side note)

5. Set the Ritz on fire and make Supreme Archangel come down and put out the fire and then it rains and we make out passionately

6. Cry

7. Drink extraordinary amounts of alcohol (also a side note)

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Some random by-passer, walking up to Crowley and Aziraphale when they see them acting like a couple in public: Dating the same gender is wrong. God dosent like it. That's why I'm homophobic.

Aziraphale, confused because hes never heard God say this ever: God dosent like what?

Crowley, a demon who commits adultery: Why are you afraid of houses...?

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Pretty sure Crowley was the one who was gently rapping, rapping at the chamber door. The one who was gently tapping, tapping and nothing more. The one who move the silken and sad purple curtain, the one who whispered ever so softly 'Lenore'. The one who was perched upon a bust of Pallas upon the chamber door, only saying one word; Nevermore.

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Aziraphale, inching closer towards Crowley and blushing: Crowley, I want you.

Crowley, a stupid dumb bitch: You want me to what?

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How people feel when asking Neil Gaiman how many ass hairs Crowley has

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who is the best couple

Crowley and Aziraphale🍵🍷

Nina and Maggie 🎶☕

Mitch and Jonas 🔪📸

Josef and Aaron 🐺🍑💿

Adora and Catra 🗡🐱

Voting ended onOct 10, 2023

[1941-crowley-slut]

CROWWWWWWWLEEEEEYYYYYY

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Can I hear a WAHOO?

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Crowley definitely sleeps naked and Aziraphale definitely sleeps in a horizontal yellow and white nightgown with a matching hat with a little pompom on the end of it with a sleepmask that has snake eyes painted on it, walking around the bookshop when he can't sleep at night with an electrical candle in a candlestick with a comically large handle

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Aziraphale: NO! Hes not my friend! We've never been friends and never will!

Crowley: Yep, I'm not his friend.

Aziraphale, now sad: Oh...

Crowley, yelling: IM HIS BOYFRIEND

Aziraphale, mad at Crowley for calling him out: CROWLEY!

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Aziraphale: You owe me £820 pounds, Crowley.

Crowley, slowly unbuttoning his shirt and winking: Oh no, how ever will I repay that?

Aziraphale: Crowley, what are you doing? Were playing Monopoly. With Gabriel and Beezlebub...

Gabriel and Beezlebub, looking at one another in complete shock: Maybe we should go...

Side note: 820 pounds is 1000 USD