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@my-hyperfixations-shit
I like to think that Kaladin happened to walk past Shallan and looked over her shoulder to see her drawing this one:
And just. didn't mention it to anyone. Because that's what horses look like to him anyway. He was like "damn this girl gets it" and kept walking
Just imagine being Adolin, the resident “normal dude” for a second throughout the books. Oh the crab people you were fighting ? Turns out they’re actually the native people of this world & also fucking your brother. Speaking of brothers, you have an extra one who you already have a homoerotic relationship with but that’s not that big of a deal. He’s also dead right now but he does that all the time so whatever. Your streak of bad luck with dating? Oh look you found the perfect magic wife good job. Just kidding she’s actually like 4 people & also stuck in cognitive purgatory. Also your dad is god, dead & also killed your mom but you got a message from your god-dad saying he was sorry right before he became your dead dad & honestly that’s all you really need. Also also you’re getting slutshamed by your sword, who is now your leg too.
& then you’re still just like “I’m the last normal guy in the age of the radiants”.
Brother.
List of Cosmere characters with common sense:
Dusk
Tress
Those ardents in Oathbringer who spent their time reading erotic fiction instead of attending their duties
Steris
That's it, that's the list.
Shadesmar frolick 🐎✨ (commission for @17th-shard!)
Kaladin’s frustration with the members of Bridge 4 in WoK really hits differently when you focus on the fact that he was inadvertently doping the whole time. Like not only could he run farther and faster and deflect arrows, but he was warmer in their crappy barracks and had better muscle recovery. He must have been incredibly annoying to all of the non-enhanced humans.
Gavilar assassination flashback at beginning of the series: this Totally Cool © guy is being brutally & unfairly murdered at a fun party, who tf would do this?
Gavilar assassination flashback by Wind and Truth: you guys wanna see this lame asshole get his shit rocked again?
“I’m sorry, Kal,” Moash said, stepping forward. “I should have made it quick at the start.”
The Words, Kaladin. That was Syl’s voice. You have to speak the Words!
I FORBID THIS.
YOUR WILL MATTERS NOT! Syl shouted. YOU CANNOT HOLD ME BACK IF HE SPEAKS THE WORDS! THE WORDS, KALADIN! SAY THEM!
“I will protect even those I hate,” Kaladin whispered through bloody lips. “So long as it is right.”
A Shardblade appeared in Moash’s hands.
A distant rumbling. Thunder.
THE WORDS ARE ACCEPTED, the Stormfather said reluctantly.
Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance
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ok im sorry but this part was so funny to me
i kind of sympathize with Sadeas re: Dalinar in Way of Kings. if I knew a guy who was basically like a rabid dog barely contained on a leash back when we were launching a military coup together and he had a kill count of like 999999999 civilians and then he had a complete mental breakdown and then came back from it like "hey I'm Catholic now and by the way God Is Speaking To Me and told me the apocalypse is coming" well i probably wouldn't want that guy in charge of anything either. to be honest
Every time Hoid makes an appearance in a book, my brain immediately just thinks of this post
Ancient unearthed Cosmere fanart.
Honor is dead - reprise
for inktober day 20 - resistance
"Why? Why do you care?"
Redrawing this. It was the second ever Stormlight scene I drew, from one listening on the audiobook, and I didn't much like it even before I got the kindle version and realised how far off my depiction was. So now, have a sufficiently wet and miserable Kaladin. And a very cute Syl.
"Mad scientist lab" is ableist and pejorative. I prefer "makerspace." (Robh Ruppel, AD&D 2e Dungeon Master Guide Rules Supplement The Complete Book of Necromancers by Steve Kurtz, TSR, 1995)
the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN
ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock
I like to think that the ao3 staff find out that ao3 is down from the screams of anguish on tumblr alone
