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Haley | 28 | California | Nerdfighter | Gryffindor | Soprano

[o-kurwa]

[my-pants]

This is the only place I can bitch about him without him seeing it

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[heorrby]

@spooky-rhys

[pikky126]

life is good again (ordered something online)

[pikky126]

life is bad again (account was charged)

[pikky126]

LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN (PACKAGE ARRIVED)

[hoopyfrood]

*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!

[hoopyfrood]

*new yorker voice* im fallin apart! badabing badaboom!

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

oh god oh fuck. in order to eat rice you have to make rice. jesus christ why didn’t anyone fucking tell me this

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[my-pants]

sup bitches im ALIVE

[my-pants]

you suck

[feraligatr]

oh to be a kid in front of a bin of multi coloured rocks in an obscure gift shop 

[feraligatr]

[miller-day]

twilight meets: Anna Kendrick’s twitter

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a bonus now that midnight sun is coming up

[podencos]

[firstgrave]

What makes you think it’s okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

sometimes i watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

[fuckheadwitha]

How the fuck was this post made yesterday it feels so retro

[fortunatemind]

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

[vzm]

kissa u

[vzm]

lova and embracea u

[vzm]

hava…….. crush on u

[aberrantemotion]

mario i don’t feel the same

[catchymemes]

[hey-look-a-squirrel]

Can we have an ADHD character with the ability to freeze time because that would be literally the funniest and most epic thing like can you imagine??

“Need more time to finish my assignment? Not to worry!”*time freeze*

“oh no! I can’t find my car keys and I have to be at work in 2 minutes!” *Time freeze*

I mean like they would be unstoppable like I’m sorry ADHD who’s that?

Okay I’m done now resume scrolling 😂

[luseroftheyear]

oh my god but imagine forgetting you froze time asdklfjd

[viktorvektor-deactivated2022062]

or freezing time and the forgetting why

[luseroftheyear]

freezing time, forgetting why, unfreezing it, freezing it again because you thought you remembered, forgetting to unfreeze while you think about what you forgot,

[biirdcat]

Forgetting you have the ability to freeze time until after you miss your opportunity to freeze time

[fangirltothefullest]

I was JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU GUYS

[my-pants]

@vanman229