OtK

Don't look here you won't find anything here. why are you still reading this? Seriously nothing is gonna pop up magically and boom justify you reading this... welp ok well maybe... nope still nothing huh well guess if you won't go I will.... well fuck can't really do that as text now can I hmm I didn't think this out.. well guess you're stuck here with me... enjoy I guess here's a cook1e and tea 🍩 🍵. . . . . . . . What? yes I know that's not a cook1e it's all I had esh picky ass reader. Well if that's your only complaint I guess that's fine but still shouldn't be mean to your text friends kinda rude you might hurt someone's feelings not mine cause I don't have any.. I think..*sniffles*

[lntelinside]

[always-sunny-aso]

[my-pretty-senpai]

My two personalities together

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

cute people who live really far away from you

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

cute people doing really cute things who still live really far away from you

[my-pretty-senpai]

Mood

[ask-noramod]

Would anyone buy these? I made this myself. I was wondering if I should make and sell them.

[pikaole]

Squids 

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[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM (to our bard): The six cultists shove you to the ground, bow to the massive green dragon, and say, “Oh Great One, we have brought you this gold and this human sacrifice as tribute to your greatness. Please accept our offering.”

Rest of Party, looking on from a distance: Shit. He’s dead. He’s so dead. RIP Edward. 

DM: The dragon thanks the cultists and asks if you have any last words.

Bard: I look up at the dragon and say, “I have brought you this gold and these six cultists as tribute to your greatness.”

Rest of Party: OH SHIT!

DM, who was clearly not expecting that: …………roll persuasion.

Bard: 17.

DM: The dragon says, “I like you. Duck.”

Bard: ….I duck?

DM: The dragon incinerates the cultists with his poison breath and leaves you alive, flying off with his treasure. 

Bard: Oh my god. I thought I was dead.

DM: Honestly? So did I.

[redwolf]

(via “octopus ” by lauragraves | Redbubble)

[marcegarcia89]

[pi4nobl4ck]

hmmmm

[pi4nobl4ck]

[multi-purpose-solution-deactiva]

Oh my fucking GOD can’t you people just be normal for ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

[queen-of-hearts92]

Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!

[smogteeth]

Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life. 

[missmonstermel]

Treasure trove

[mjenai]

Vine needs to stay omg.

[my-pretty-senpai]

Love me like these people love life

[lematworks]

Produced by LEMAT WORKS

Blue Moon / Red / White / Prism  / Portfolio

[myathesleepyoctopus]

a variety of octopi

[my-pretty-senpai]

The more you know

[incorrectrotbtdquotes]

Hiccup: Well, going home has never been a solution to any of my problems.

Jack: That’s what you have me for.

Hiccup: Seriously? You’re like number three on my list of issues

Jack: You keep a list?

Hiccup: But don’t worry, Jack. You’re my favorite problem.

Jack: That’s all I ask.

[my-pretty-senpai]

Food For Thought..

So if you’re making a BLT and don’t have bacon and use ham instead, it’s no longer a BLT right? That got me thinking well what happens if we add on to this horrible non BLT what if we just added more tomatoes and more and more and more till we just have a ton of tomatoes on this bish. At this point I think you’ve mutilated this poor sandwich enough. So we’ll leave the lettuce alone. That being said we don’t have bacon anymore just ham and we have a ton of tomatoes this definitely is no longer a BLT…..it’s more of a let’s say HamLTon

-Alexander

[my-pretty-senpai]

Sold my soul

[my-pretty-senpai]

Doing things at 4 in the morning