Thoughts From The Shower

These are just some of my thoughts from the shower. Also some quotes too, because I say stupid shit.

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[firefox-official]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

i *truely* can not express how much i love pasta

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

me realizing that I look like an upside down dorrito:

Hurtful and Unnecessary.

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

play bitch games, win bitch prizes

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

is lettuce basically crunchy water??

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

never remind me who i was when i was drunk, there is a reason i try to forget.

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

homie just compared getting flash-banged in CoD to being flash-banged in real life.

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

literally just realized i’ve been saying “hamster” as “hamPster”

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

i make looking decrepit fashionable.

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

i actively go out in public looking like a mess, specifically so that no one talks to me.

[bpdritsu]

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

[95post]

:) (thats me screamin w my mouth closed)

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

squirrels work for depop

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

sparkling water is just spicy water

[my-thoughts-from-the-shower]

if it’s not worth your time, then don’t waste your time on it