[sweatermuppet]

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[redhairandpronouns]

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

[spacewonder19]

Total Solar Eclipse © Gijs de Reijke

[doveywovy]

idk guys sometimes you just have to accept a ship dynamic is unhealthy, insane, and sometimes abusive. and its not real people so those factors just make it interesting

please stop unfolding the origami crane and smoothing it out bc you got worried the paper was hurting from the bends

[pissvortex]

Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…

[jisuto]

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[sweatermuppet]

closing statement from an article about being intersex & the possible connection of gender expression and sexuality in intersex individuals, published in The Gay Liberator, 1970s

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[volumniafox]

So we're also on nausea meds now AND a prescription diet :')

And we got a referral to internal medicine to get a specialist opinion because it's looking like Jeff has ALSO developed some kind of chronic GI issue

Where's that one meme about the pet you pay thousands of dollars for to get just the right breed and all the health testing possible vs that childhood pet you found at a dumpster that refuses to die sbdnlf because I'm feeling that

[volumniafox]

[sirellas]

TOS | 1.13

[batsandboba]

they should make a new type of like button called the sad like for when your mutual is suffering agonies

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[ebogosian]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND in The Vampire Lestat • 1.07, The Failures

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[embersmaraee]

I hate this whole needing money to live thing