The Most Amazing Band

This is stuff that has happened and stuff that people have said while I am in band class. If you are confused as to who people are check out the “meet everyone” tag. If you want to know more about my band check out the “about the band” tag. If you would like to know what pieces we are currently playing check out the “my pieces” tag.

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“Drama, sarcasm, and excuses are all I have left Mrs. Haughey.”

— Sean

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Mrs H (who is meaning rhythm): what is Jackson playing?

Class: *mumbles of not knowing*

Tanner: the snare drum!!!

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Alex got some music and we are very confused

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Tanner: it’s a tambourine bass guitar solo

Daniel: *dies laughing* that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard

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We are literally watching Shrek The Musical in band because post performance movie and memes.

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I hate the fact that these songs are going to get stuck in my head.

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We are literally watching Shrek The Musical in band because post performance movie and memes.

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This was a mistake ~Shelby

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I am about to murder like 3 bands worth of saxophones for making very loud annoying foghorn noises

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Guys I’m fucking stressed. We have a performance soon. ~Shelby

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“Shut your dick”

— Tanner

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“I will sell you my left kidney and my left lung for us not to play this song.”

-Sean, 2018

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The triangle is both a kinky mf and a bamf. These are the conclusions I come up with early in the morning

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The percussion section is a human disaster

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Naomi: look I cuffed my jean

Me whispering: true bisexual culture

Alex: what??

Me: nothing!

**made by Shelby**

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“Bongos are a trash instrument for trash people!!”

- Tanner, in drumline this morning

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Okay first of all Sean needs to stop using my (Shelby’s) book as a plate

Second of all why does the doughnut look like it’s seen some things and also like it stares into your soul

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“The snare is very tender”

~ Daniel