"Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest..."

A blog about the love/hate relationship of the Prince of Crime and the Dark Knight. "I think you and I, are destined to do this forever."

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have some of my messy wips >:D

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JOKER STIM JOKER STIM

[frijolebean-deactivated20230819]

I will always associate this flower with joker's death b/c of Arkham knight 🌸

[sparrowsknife]

for some reason I keep going back to europa

(one of the reasons being europa hints at french joker)

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arkhamverse batjokes be like "you are coming down with me hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die i hope we both die" and then they do exactly that

[hiero-green]

posting this now bc it might stay a forever wip *insert ohhhhh emoji*

vampire batjokes reign supreme

[freakmd]

when is a monster not a monster?

1. fortesa latifi // 2. batman: endgame // 3. marilynne robinson, gilead // 4. batman: arkham city // 5. caitlyn siehl, "start here" // 6. batman: cacophany // 7. injustice: gods among us // 8. tumblr user heavensghost // 9. batman: the killing joke // 10. batman: secrets // 11. friedrich nietzsche, thus spoke zarathustra // 12. batman: cacophany // 13. ocean vuong, on earth we're briefly gorgeous // 14. batman: endgame

[doodlesbyzoomies]

Mermay Joker 💫

[therealicp]

Joker: Am I gay?

Joker: Well, did I hide three hundred bombs in the bank?

Batman: Did you hide three hundred bombs in the bank?

Joker: Obviously

[snoopyswirlss]

they’re on a date

[listentothemad]

Diversity win! The homicidal clown obsessed with the bat is queer

[chase2452]

AU where Clark tells Lex his secret in S3.

Lex is the KING of concussions. I can list at *least* a dozen episodes where ~blunt force trauma~ meets his shiny bald head.

[rylandgraces]

U like the Mandalorian ?

yeah i think theyre easier to peel than oranges

[catchymemes]

[sexualremarks]

“baking sheet?” holds so much weight

[phantoms-lair]

Please make home economics mandatory again.

[helenasandsmark]

The one TikTok Bruce has posted on his (public) account is just a video of his deadpan face for 43 seconds and the audio is playing that one Spotify ad that’s like “We know in a pandemic it’s hard to remember you’re not alone” on repeat while the boys just SCREAM at each other in the background

[finns-poe]

Barry Allen + “O.O” face

[roarrzilla]

‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’