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parks and rec but it’s just the memes (pt. 1)

1995lahaine

“before you came into my life i missed you so bad” is a raw fucking line and the world just passed it off as bubblegum pop nonsense... what the fuck

buzzfeed

Guilty as charged.

airoe

why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious

dark-waves

tastefullyoffensive

This finally clears things up.

skinnierwhenstarving

Who wants to fuck

ing run me over with a bus

pk-kenzie

BELUGA BABE

jon-lox

beluga buss it open

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immortalloverodd

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

theapatheticstag

I just had a fucking stroke

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

termytheantisocialbutterfly

Um wat

grannythots-deactivated20190917

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru.

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs.

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side.

scandals galore in that damn superdome.

moneyltd

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.