Eat shit, Derek

[obamawhitehouse]

The President is answering your questions tomorrow, and it will be awesome. Tune in Tuesday at 4 p.m. ET on whitehouse.tumblr.com.

You know, if you’re hip to all these things.

[mi0da-deactivated20220425]

obama’s gonna help us talk about feels

[tommyverscetti-deactivated20141]

remember when that girl pretended she could only walk backwards after getting a flu shot

[amut]

OK

[kill4636]

NOOOO

[soothmydemons]

SOMEONE GET ME SUM AIR

[peteneems]

[comfortingyam]

Me

[guy]

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

[deathcultforsanta]

I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.

[annamariehowlett]

[mybiggerknife]

ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

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What a boss

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[welcome-foolishmortals]

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

[jocundasykes]

ICH WEINE

[ianoshea]

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

[the-sans-sheriff]

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

[temperamentalheavingheart]

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

[loglight]

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

[lavagoth]

[iraffiruse]

[biliouskaiju]

My new favorite gif set. 

[originalwhorederves]

I fucking love cats

[alaskalavender]

I fucking lost it at the vacuum.

[raserus]

cats are aliens and i love them

[vejabem-meubem]

[wunderhead]

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious

[southerngirlfitness]

♥♥

[4gifs]

[rejectnormality-deactivated2014]

help

[chubbythecorgi]

[poyzn]

[dakotabear-deactivated20160831]

omg

[kny111]

with the bae

[consciousking10-deactivated2015]

Big al

[cracked]

Holy crap, look at that thing. We were hoping that was just a tiny trash can but no, it’s a coconut crab, which is the biggest arthropod that lives on land.

We like how they chose the innocuous name “coconut crab” to describe something that can only be killed with a flamethrower. If these things were called “skull crabs” or “under your bed crabs,” mankind would have declared war on them long ago.

The Top 116 Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped

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