A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

[onlytwitterpics]

[imots]

[kentuckymeatshower]

this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom 

[imightjustbegone-deactivated201]

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

[invader-grim]

I ghostwrote this

[lost-in-666]

[onlytwitterpics]

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I feel like this applies to most retail/customer service based jobs

[ruinedchildhood]

[teashoesandhair]

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[thexfiles]

honestly everyone who has ever hurt me is so lucky i’m hyper empathetic and i’ve never told you about how you’ve hurt me! Congratulations on getting off the hook because I was afraid to hurt your feelings by telling you that you did bad things

[shou7]

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[heartless]

sometimes i just get upset because im not the person i want to be and i think about my future and it clouds my head with negative thoughts about how im not going to be important

[batwizard]

imagine being able to handle things. that’s wild.

[its-tuesday-again]

[greelin]

staying @ someone else’s place is so perpetually uncomfortable? everything feels like an inconvenience + invasion of privacy. sitting in a chair? inconvenience. opening a cabinet to get a glass? invasion of privacy. breathing? invasion of