our little infinity

"We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?" Danielle | 17 | israel multifandom

[mycalizona]

Mom: why is everything on the floor?

Me: gravity mom

[mmmgrayons]

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”

[lastsundaynight]

This is how the rain looks like when you're up there.

[sadisticmagidan]

BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.

I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.

[aphotyc-shades-deactivated20131]

fuck this place in particular 

[fleatwood]

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

[haillordsauron]

Lol

[truestoriesaboutme]

*cut to 15 years later*

"Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D."

"What? Hold on, I’m trying to full screen this. Where’s the cursor?"

"There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D."

"And that’ll fullscreen it?"

*entire class sighs*

[spo0pypoop]

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

[bewbin]

So I was cleaning my brothers room

and i had found an old dream journal that he had when he was a junior

then i opened it

i dont know what i  expected

[bewbin]

it should really be called a lie journal. i dont even have a brother

[asdfgghjkllkjhgfdsa]

Do you ever look at your best friend and just ” Who the heck blessed me with this dork , i am the luckiest loser in the galaxy.”

[gabite]

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

[reallyrandompictures]

[kein-bier-fuer-nazis]

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

[jurassic-parkranger]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

[surprisebitch]

*me and my crew about to fuck shit up*

"everybody be cool! this is a robbery! and if any of you fucking pricks move, i’ll execute every last one of ya!"

hostage: what the fuck are you wearing?

*squad strikes a pose*

"Krizia Robustella Spring Summer 2015 Collection"

[clonespiracy]

[murdock]

This armor may undermine my non-threatening, huggable design.

[c-isnenegro]

[chaz]

"i saw this shit coming and i still did nothing about it" - the story of my life

[gingerbread-smell]

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin