My Cat Pema

My cat Pema and I moved to Paris.

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Live footage of me and my cat Pema while I helpfully try to distract her from her life threatening covid symptoms.

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I think I need more water than most people.

-My cat Pema

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Detail of a modern Brueghel.

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At least we aren't peeing into a hole.

- Pema on the bright side of a certain malfunctioning toilet

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welcome to a new series I'm calling things Pema could have said but didn't actually. Submissions accepted.

It's the nightmare of having what you want that I'm interested in today.

-Eileen Myles

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Elegant but reluctant.

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My cat Pema was thinking about returning this dress but I made her take the tag off.

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We don't deserve dogs.

-Pema

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Pema's focaccia garden.

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Time is weird all the fucking time.

-Pema

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My cat, Pema, drew this portrait of me.

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It’s little known to some that cats are really good at accents.

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Peeling a carrot before taking it to a picnic is peak chic.

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I think lemon might be my favorite fruit.

-Pema

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Back to our regular programming of Pema content. Excuse our several year hiatus, but the internet is a complicated place.

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Pema’s fave gift of 2015. Birds of a feather..

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I wouldn’t worry about it. I think she is used to disappointment and drama.

Said Pembo with regards to a woman who asked us for help on the street three years ago and to whom I was regretting not giving anything as it turned out she did have a husband, with whom Pème saw her, and may actually have just been locked out of her apartment with her dog.