My cereal bowl... not yours.

[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

Never give a snake just one bite.

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[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

This isn’t your normal violent light. This is ULTRA VIOLENT light!

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[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

Skele-puns will make you feel better :)

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[tanoraqui]

shoutout to Disney for successfully making me unable to write and sometimes even read the word “ducktales” without a cheerful mental chorus adding, “Whoo-oo!”

[mycerealbowl]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fmfE_T7ll4)

[thewordfortheday]

Joshua urged the Israelites saying, “Choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, but as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord” (Joshua 24:15). The challenge comes to us today-Whom are we going to serve? To serve the Lord is to serve the King of Kings and the Lord of lords. Imagine you are called to serve the President or the Prime minister of your country. Won’t you be excited? How much more privileged we are when we are called to serve the King of the Universe- the Creator God who even created the leaders of our country!

[forgivenseventytimesseven]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Beautiful. (via VBagate)

[vargrimar]

you forgot the best reply

[staff]

How to love a horse:

- Clean up after it. - Don’t stop for anything. - If you stop cleaning it will END. - You can pet your horse sometimes, but not for too long. - Take a picture of it. - Put it away when you’re done.

[deactivated1629437480-deactivat]

A comprehensive guide to caring for your ugly lil pixel horse

The horse can be found if you click on the little horse icon in the bottom left corner.

The horse poops all the time. The poop releases a deadly, airborne toxic that will kill your horse within fifteen seconds, unless the poop is removed.

If the horse poops twice within a short span of time, the poop will release twice as much toxin, killing the horse twice as fast.

You remove the poop by clicking on it.

If you don’t remove the poop and the horse dies, you can hatch a new one. Presumably from an egg.

No, you can’t change its name.

Clicking on the horse itself will make a small heart pop up and then drift upwards. The heart is completely useless. It will not save your horse from the poop toxin.

Clicking anywhere else will do absolutely nothing.

Going to a different part of Tumblr - anywhere that’s not your dash - will pause the horse.

Shutting down your computer will pause the horse.

Switching tabs to another site, like Facebook or Google, will pause the horse.

Minimizing the horse window will not pause the horse.

The horse will just keep pooping.

The horse will die from the poop toxin.

That’s how I killed my first horse, True.

Now I’m stuck with Earl of Aegae.

Whom I don’t like.

Despite that, he’s over 100 days old.

So I know what I’m doing.

Trust me.

[puds-archive]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puds-archive]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[thebloggerskaramazov-deactivate]

the only good april fool’s joke

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[nokiabae]

[redacted-cryptid]

Is that Doug dimmadome?

[randomfandomteacher]

owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[mylittleponyoficialg4]

Weekly Sketches (Week #28): Promotion - Petals #2 by Neko-me

[mycerealbowl]

this is super cool

[colonel-orneryarchives]

[revedas]

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

[writing-prompt-s]

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

[s1eepingp0wder-archived13112018]

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

[samdirector24]

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“You didn’t see nothin’“

[mycerealbowl]

That awkward moment when you are plunging a toilet and the plunger get stuck in this position.  

I knew enough about physics that when I fixed it, it would splash everywhere.