forever yours, nocturnal me

milo | 28 | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | goff | bi | he/it | figure out what's wrong with me based on my posts

[scaryfaiiry]

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[illinoisiest]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[crazy-brazilian]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[log6]

oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.

[log6]

THE TAGS ON THIS ARE SO DARK

[toxicfaggette]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[monadsrose]

BLOODBORNE — SCENERY ´ˎ˗

[bobdylanyaoi]

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

[bobdylanyaoi]

this post is about john lennon and paul mccartney. pls dont reblog with anything else except for the person who said "transfem mulholland drive"

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[doomedmutual]

[senatortedcruz]

Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

[jessaerys]

[cogneartive]

if you are making a personal purchase for fun and you feel guilty about it always remember at least you are not paying for a gacha game amen

[farmlesbians]

it’s talking heads kermit friday

[skateboard-dracula]

my collection of non themed badges is really coming along #mybadges

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design