forever yours, nocturnal me

milo | 28 | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | goff | bi | he/it | figure out what's wrong with me based on my posts

[scaryfaiiry]

[akashicrecord]

Put ya pussy on the phone Squidward! OH YEAH! Let's hear the sound of that WAP !!

#fuckbob

You know I'm a person with feelings right?

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[vampira-carmilla]

“Contra Mundum” jewelry by Shaun Leane.

[diioonysus]

objects in art: swords/daggers

[kilncreatures]

walky pink shark

[escuerzoresucitado]

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[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[strawberry-crocodile]

ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

[strawberry-crocodile]

we have a winner folks, @some-stars got it in one

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[noahnomore]

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[mizuthe-cat]

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[byjove]

he has no personality, I cannot think of any 3 ‘interests’ less interesting, which would be fine if he wasn’t also fucking evil

the post went on to detail how he wants her to lose 40 pounds too (she frames it as being due to his interest in fitness and not the fact he is a loser) and all of the commenters are saying “hey, red flag, code red, all of this is bad, not a single good thing about him, he really sucks and he is making demands/setting expectations that are controlling and ridiculous” and she is making edit after edit defending him up and down despite being the one to ask the internet their opinion. I’d never tell anyone to stay quiet about their relationship because that is a surefire way to protect abusers but stop coming online to tell everyone about your evil boyfriend and then express defensiveness and misplaced anger at people giving you advice on an advice forum. just log off if you don’t like the advice.

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person