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like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

scramratz

Case in point: barista at the coffee shop I frequent gave me a tiny duckie

#TINY DUCK W‼️#love is real btw. like it's literally everywhere

compassionvi

One must imagine Sisyphus getting some sort of sick sexual pleasure out of all that

anchovy

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

anchovy

I’m so fucked

twofingerswhiskey

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

as above (mentally ill) so below (ibs)

#draculaposting

scavengedluxury

hussyknee

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

#15 years #I've had this blog since i was 13

infertilityidol

pukicho

I’m having an in of body experience right now

Alright man

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

ragsy

How to "get it":

Ask yourself, how does this piece make you feel? (No wrong answers)

Look for an artist statement nearby. What does it say about the artist and their relationship to their work? What does the artist say that they are trying to convey with their art? What contextual clues can you pick up from what they say about their background, or what they omit?

Look at the title of the piece. What is the artist saying about their work by naming it that, either explicitly or implicitly?

Look at the medium. Is there anything about the piece that stands out to you, knowing what it's made of?

Look at the year it was made. What cultural events might have been happening around this time? Was this piece part of a particular art movement? What was the purpose of that art movement, and what was it trying to say?

Accept that sometimes, you still might not get it. This is perfectly okay.

innerchildabortionclinic

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

junk-thunder

I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but I’m thankful for it every single day

manic-bricky-nightmare

is this real

manic-bricky-nightmare

guys im scared is this real

mewvore

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

greatlordfluffernutter

Good point. We should jerk off and *throws dart* eat some pork bao. Or if you're vegetarian we could *spins comically sized wheel* eat some samosas. What's truly important is we have to jerk off. Together.