forever yours, nocturnal me

milo | 28 | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | goff | bi | he/it | figure out what's wrong with me based on my posts

[scaryfaiiry]

[girlnephew]

[nick-nonya]

[throwbackblr]

[fuck-customers]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

[bonesbeetle]

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[qr0mi]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[charlesoberonn]

Visit Original Link

[paper-mario-wiki]

[marsdemo]

[damazcuz]

*walks into your house* its quite lovely in here i *spots a ghostly apparition* ...................well first who is that saultry little binch in the corner

[apolladay]

think of your most hated sensory experience. which sense is it bothering the most?

sight

hearing

smell

touch

taste

one of the less common ones (ex. balance, interoception, etc)

I have no sensory dislikes

being bald (results)

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

[the-text-doctor]

<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

[skateboard-dracula]

cracker? i hardly know 'er