I probably really need a nap

PROFILE PIC BY Maddox-rider!!!!!

[b00bconnoisseur]

@sadamericanorca @thatoneemobooknerd

Best knock knock joke gone sorta wrong ive ever experienced nsxjdbds

[graceebooks]

is there anything super easy and fast you could do right now to make yourself a lot more comfortable, like take off your bra, change clothes, sit somewhere else, get a glass of water, turn on or off lights or a fan, etc.? reblog to save an adhd life

[la-laborista-republiko]

[demonius-darkblade]

hey anyone wanna click the number on the bottom left corner of this post and tell me if it bad in there?

[demonius-darkblade]

oh damn, 18k notes and the bootlickers haven’t found it. like a four leaf clover.

[dragonsir]

We got one boys

[hunky-salsa-deactivated20240901]

[poppycroscs-deactivated20230902]

‪Baby yoda doing his little toddley waddle. ‬

He has very important business to attend to. Places to go, people to see.

[catchymemes]

[sombearr]

ITS NOT BLURRY. SOCIAL MEDIA AND NEWS PAPERS ZOOMED THAT SHIT IN THEMSELVES.

[sombearr]

“Most news outlets are only showing the blurry zoomed in picture of the black hole so I’m posting the entire zoomed-out image of the black hole and everything it is consuming. The tiny black spec in this image is 6.5 billion times the size of our sun. This thing is HUGE.” Dan Farr

[alithographica]

Since I saw someone asking why it says Chandra X-Ray: Chandra is the name of the NASA observatory that took the images. Article!

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[plastidecor]

Kitty masterpost

[plastidecor]

PIE AND HER BABIES!

[little-goblin-girl]

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[justhere4coffee]

When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn’t the hero but a personification of the main character’s mental illness, and that his “snowflake” speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.

So basically people who say “snowflake” as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because he’s insecure about how good he is in bed.

[zsuki]

^^^^ :D

[rogercasementsrosebud-deactivat]

Reminder that neo-Nazis also like American History X despite it being an anti-Nazi film, American Psycho is popular among /pol/ users even though it is a satire of 80s American corporate culture and misogyny, and an important term used by the alt-right movement is from an anti-commercialism movie made by two trans women.

This is kind of like, their thing.

[smitethestate]

Completely missing the point is alt-right culture.

[more-incorect-quotes]

Patton: my body screams “VEGETABLES” but my heart screams “ICE CREAM”

Logan: what does your brain say?

Patton: it just screams

[heartstake]

Frank “Broken Clocks Are Right Twice A Day Youve Worn The Reunion On A TShirt For Eight Years” FUCKASS Iero

[dearpercocet]

Ray toro gave me my rights and frank iero drop kicked them out of my hands

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wispyphil-deactivated20200622]

dan, just a big softie for phil

[wickanderhalovar]

Oh, good Lord.

[deathgripspussy]

Every detail about this image is fucking hilarious

[sparrows-corner]

I’m dying. It’s currently February 26th, 2018. AND Jerry Trainor himself wrote this article

[traeumerin-2709]

This is the most dumb thing I’ve ever read. How high up his own ass is this jerry trainor?!

[bulbiedorf]

Jerry Trainor is famous for portraying characters that are very very weird and in some cases will see themselves as the center of everything. What he is doing here is making fun of the white people complaining about there not being enough white people in black panther and mocking how Hollywood whitewashes a lot of fictional characters by claiming he, a late 2000s preteen show actor, should have played that level of an iconic role in a major film. He’s not serious about all of this he is using his own reputation as a weird character actor to ridicule racists.

[infinityuserboxes]

[gnomebud]

[image description: a user box in pale pink text with a trans flag that reads, “this user doesn’t want terfs following them”. /end id]

[official-lucifers-child]

hell fucking yes, get out

[layschips12-deactivated20211114]

*drum roll* and I give you a Remy and a Patton!