My Dad is Dracula

The Monster Mash was a documentary. 🔗 mydadisdracula.com

[cardboardlife]

"I'm making a video about it" the classic excuse.

[catcrumb]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[stevishabitat]

my name is Cow

and wen I play

with hyuman frend

at cards tuday

to skip is bad

draw too is wurs

i look my cards

i play revurs

[mydadisdracula]

Look to the sky for the dad who says "hi!" Mystery Panels await to be discovered on Patreon... 👇 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula/posts/my-dad-is-and-160741491

[mydadisdracula]

"All around the world statues crumble for you, Son." Pulverize that like button, break it down in the comments, and shatter that repost button if MDiD builds you up! 🗿 https://www.patreon.com/mydadisdracula/membership

[mydadisdracula]

Please don't slam in the back of my Dragula, it's a rental.

[mydadisdracula]

“I’m the veggie that bites back, Son!” Aight gently on that like button, dive into the comments to brush up against the trigger hairs, show you’re worth the squeeze with a repost, follow to get snapped up, and become digested in enzymes on Patreon if you’re a carnivorous plant for MDiD! 🪰 https://www.patreon.com/mydadisdracula/membership

[mydadisdracula]

"You had a treehouse, Son, and my house is a tree." Help keep dad's birdfeeder full when you support this comic! 🐿️ https://www.patreon.com/mydadisdracula/membership

[mydadisdracula]

Will you join the light side or the dark side? Pitch your own comic ideas and choose what come to light on Patreon! 👇 https://www.patreon.com/posts/its-time-to-duel-160610229

[mydadisdracula]

"I'm the veggie that bites back, Son!" Aight gently on that like button, dive into the comments to brush up against the trigger hairs, show you're worth the squeeze with a repost, follow to get snapped up, and become digested in enzymes on Patreon if you're a carnivorous plant for MDiD! 🪰 https://www.patreon.com/mydadisdracula/membership

[mydadisdracula]

"It's like the Truman Show for ants, Son." Pinch that like button with your mandible, share this comic to lift 10 times your weight, mingle with the colony in the comments, follow with notifications ON to get on that scent trail, and bite into that sugary goodness if MDiD helps you smash thru the glass of daily toil!! 🐜 https://www.patreon.com/mydadisdracula

[mydadisdracula]

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[mydadisdracula]

“But any time with you is quality time, Son.” Wind up that like button, synchronize your watches with a repost, chime in the comments, and follow with notifications ON if you always make time for MDiD!!! 🕰️ https://www.patreon.com/mydadisdracula/membership

[mydadisdracula]

"I hate for you to see this side of me, Son, but unfortunately, I have just one side." Tap that like button infinite times, get mathematical in the comments, loop it with a share, follow to earn your own umlauts, and become a member if your love for MDiD goes round and round! ♾️ https://www.patreon.com/mydadisdracula/membership

[mydadisdracula]

"If you changed your underwear, would you still be the same Son?" ⛵️ https://www.patreon.com/mydadisdracula/membership

[mydadisdracula]

"You gotta know when to hold me, and know when to fold me, Son." 🧺 https://www.patreon.com/mydadisdracula/membership

[mydadisdracula]

Back of a biker t-shirt: If You Can Read This Darla and I are on a Trial Separation