American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 5-8)
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“The only thing that takes the edge off is when I can pull people under with me.”
“A man/woman can only be pushed so far, and I’m right on the edge”
“You see everything when the world doesn’t see you.”
“Are we ever ready to see ourselves for what we are?”
“You will know nothing but pain. And I will be there. And you will reach out to me for help and mercy, and in return… I will watch you die with a smile on my face.”
“Ignore her/him. She/he drinks.”
“How thrilled I am to have you across from me. Not once a month, but from now on. Until the sun falls from the sky and the heavens burn in conflagration.”
“Why would I help you when it gives me so much joy to see you suffer?”
“We’re destined for something more… intimate.”
“I think everyone in the world thinks they’re either blessed or cursed. I’ve come to realize I’m neither. I am a curse.”
“Okay….kill me. But screw me first.”
“_____, I’m offering you an eternity with your great lost love. What I wouldn’t trade for a chance at that.”
“Wait, you’re banging her/him, too?”
“Control….is an illusion.”
“I will stand on my head in a skirt for a ciggy and a beer.”
“I don’t need a Batman costume to have some fun!”
“Johnny Depp likes my paintings!”
“You chased alcohol with wormwood, _____. You’re hallucinating.”
“Keep your eyes open–they could already be inside.”
“This not a joke, we’re not pretending anymore.”
“It was obvious that that magic pot was messing with her/his/your brain! She/he/you was/were seeing things.”
“Man, I haven’t been this freaked out since we were in that asylum!”
“Believe me, they will find us. And if you had any brains at all, you’d get out of here now.”
“I don’t know what possessed me. Something about those woods made you lose control.”
“Where I come from, when you don’t follow orders or show up on time, people die.”
“I’m gonna tell you something that maybe you already know. But you need to hear it from my heart.”
“I promise you, I will love you always. I had so much more to give. I love you.”
“Your end shall be a merciless reckoning.”
“I came back for her/him! I’m in love with her/him, _____, she’s/he’s the reason I came back!”
“We escaped with our lives that night, but I never completely got over it. I’m not sure I ever will.“
“We are two women/men/people for whom trouble just seems to walk alongside.”
“Are you sure it’s not me you love?“
“Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?”
“I shall wear thy scalp as an animal pelt!”
“Why do guys feel the need to name their privates?”
“You are the illest motherfucker alive!”
“You’re not a hero. You’re a symbol. One I created!”
“I wanted to be the last person alive. But I just want to die.”
“There was something more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man. A nasty woman.”
“You’ll never do anything to me.”
“Your promises mean shit! You’re a fake. You don’t stand for a goddamn thing.”
“The biggest mistake I ever made was believing in you, turd.”
“I’m making sloppy joes. Because a sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.”
“How did this Handmaid shit even happen?”
“What fills your dark heart with dread?”
“You’re the only thing that keeps me going. You are. You’re positive, and you’re optimistic, and you’re transformative, and I’m not.”
“I wish I could say my goodbyes to you.”
“Stop saying sorry. For anything. That makes you nothing. Everything is somebody else’s fault from now on.”
“Are you going to waste my time? Do you understand how valuable my time is — how much it means that I’m here doing this for you?”
“I think there might be something wrong with me. I don’t know what’s real anymore.”
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“Are you trying to fucking poison me? This tastes like turtle shit!”
“Let’s have some burnt champagne.”
“It’s the end of the world.”
“You may never leave the building.”
“There’s no excuse for tardiness when there’s nothing else to do.”
“’Ravishing’ might be too strong a word, but this one certainly becomes you.”
“All we’re doing is waiting around to find out how we die!”
