Birds Are Avian Dinosaurs.

You cannot change that.

[brucebocchi]

[turnipfritters]

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

[camjamclassic]

[gynandromorph]

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’m also very food motivated

[smooththegoofyshark]

We’re cats.

[xcarnage-and-carnationsx]

Hello fellow cats

[saffron-frog]

having fun with pokemon fusions

[hexalt]

Laurence Philomène is challenging the lack of non-binary representation by photographing her friends as their ideal selves, set against her vivid fantasy backdrops.

[abbf26]

the inherent horor of being trans is knowing you are the single touchstone a cis person will probably ever have

im reminded of when i went to sit my philosophy exam and had an ex-officer as an invidulator. he asked me if i was trans, something i had no obligation to answer. but if i didnt, i would be cagey. i would now paint an image of all trans people being rude in his mind, so i said yes

that invidulator asked me why, as a trans student, i should have my rights respected if there are so few of us

and instead of rightfully getting pissed off, i had to remember that i am currently representing a community of millions to a single man in a room with just the two of us in it. i could be the deciding factor on how he conducts behaviour with trans people in the future. what if he gets called to invidulate again in 20 years time and has another trans student? what if he remembers the one he met before, and instantly assumes he knows our community?

so i explained to him why i should have rights. and i used my words carefully, because if i slip up even once i have now put a trans person in danger, because he has made a choice based on me

trans people dont get to be angry. cis people always joke about how we demand a space, or we demand the right name, or we demand they bow down to us

think very carefully, did that trans woman demand that you use the right name, or did she correct you? did that trans man hold you at gunpoint, demanding you let him piss in public, or did he look like he wanted to use the disabled toilet to avoid bothering you all together. did the nonbinary trans person have you on your knees begging for forgiveness, or did they ask nicely for you to be mindful of their pronouns?

the transphobic narrative is one of victimhood, meanwhile if i even use the wrong tone cis people will act as a child does, and they will demand that the next trans person they meet apologise

every trans person you meet is aware of this too. we're all very tuned into the fact that we are ambassadors, and that we never asked to be that. i dont want to have to very carefully consider 'will a curt answer mean someome later dies', but every day of my life i do

and cis people need to know that. to be trans is to literally walk on constant eggshells of cis fragility. its why when we see a new trans celebrity we have to desperately hope they dont do stupid fucking shit like caitlyn jenner did. because now everyone thinks trans women are like her. because now negotiations for our right to exist unmolested have gone back another 20 years

and tbh, cis people are pathetically weak. a trans person asked you to use the right name? that did not happen in a vacuum. that trans person has met 50-60 cis people today who refused

and guess what? we get tired too

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[constant-diablerie]

HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM

[mysharona1987]

[socialistexan]

George W Bush literally ran his 2004 reelection campaign on opposition to gay rights.

It was front and center.

This isn’t a matter of “oh I disagree with him, but he’s my friend,” rather it’s “he maintained his position as the most powerful person in the country by literally dehumanizing me and set my rights back a decade, but that’s okay because he’s rich and I’m rich.”

[adayinthelifeofjake-deactivated]

[youlovetoseeit]

oh boi

[julius-novachrono]

[sharkbutch]

comrade danny

[neighborunknown]

I love this man

[sapphicdumbass-deactivated20220]

WE STAN

[prokopetz]

If I ever became unimaginably wealthy, my first act would be to purchase the rights to the Shrek franchise, including all associated media and ancillary intellectual properties, then immediately release the whole lot to the public domain. Not because I particularly enjoy Shrek as a character, but because such a popular character entering into the public domain would immediately become an omnipresent and inescapable cultural fixture, and it amuses me to imagine future anthropologists trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

[prokopetz]

I want you to imagine a world where Shrek is abruptly as ubiquitous in popular media as Sherlock Holmes or Dracula. Imagine what a world that would be.

[chaoticbookbaker]

A better one

[catchymemes]

[morningwood10]

n nn nnn n,,

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

He’s insulting himself

[soupknightbeingdemoted-deactiva]

ive never seen a dog look so angry

[scp-230]

[awellboiledicicle]

i love humanity and our weird obsession with making drinking various liquids very hard to drink, for the fun of it

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LOL

[nitewrighter]

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

[starlightbelle]

THIS ^^^ was my exact thought process

[goldnhand]

Had to do a political cartoon about a social issue, so i did this.