A few days ago, my ugly son turned one
He have been [beat] on, [stepped] on, [$#*] on, [$#*]d up, [$#**]d down, [shaken] up, [stirred] around, [cracked] like an [egg], had [sand] kicked in his [eyes], had his [nose] NOT METAPHORICALLY [ripped off]... But he is still alive, still standing (with a little help of paint pot). Very proud of him.
He can't have cake due to dietary reasons, so i gave him a banana.












