Liquid Beauty

[thievinggenius]

GLENDALEBULLY

[julius-novachrono]

[sharkbutch]

comrade danny

[poetry-protest-pornography]

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[kf1n3]

found some cute animal pics and wanted to paint them

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[graymooncult]

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

[maudit-innocent]

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

[noofvcks]

Iconic

[noofvcks]

Those kids just know 😭

[mikiloveslanguages-deactivated2]

my favourite “lost in translation” moment was when my friend from Macedonia (who was pretty much fluent in English) and I were talking about a girl who sat behind us in class. She arrived almost immediately after he said her name, and reaching for “speak of the devil”, the first thing out of his mouth was

 “Oh look, it’s Satan”

and the look on her face was //priceless//

[dankmemeuniversity]

[athlethick]

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

No surprise but very happy to see

[free-range-tiddies]

Putting down other women to make yourself more appealing to men is weak pussy behavior

[guccixcucci]

And it always backfires. Anytime women do this men still end up calling them all types of bitches

[free-range-tiddies]

Or not even giving them the crumb of attention they were begging for in the first place

[ofcabbagezandkingz]

And when they do this to their friend(s) to get the attention of some man that’s actually interested in her friend…

[lofeel]

[unbotheredmuse]

[parme-san]

[toastbutteregg]

[memecucker]

[saint-batrick]

further clarification:

[37q-archive]

have you tried yelling

i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling

[stability]

[maureen2musings]