[emmablowguns]

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

[kosmogrl]

let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck

[parakeet]

the writing in this game is top tier

[premierhazel]

9/11 is just around the corner!!

[woodmeat]

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

[gal-might-write]

BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.

[gomjabbar]

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

[insertunknownreferencehere]

being able to play songs in your head is cool and all but not really if you can't control what and when it plays so this is a visualization of me trying to concentrate while angel of music plays in my head

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

[evilwizard]

ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth

[sonic-oscillator]

i hope the homestuck anime gets a million investors and then production goes completely sideways in a new unprecedented way. i hope it runs a thousand seasons and they're all terrible. i hope it stays dark forever. i hope the worst isn't over, and i hope you blink before i do. i hope i never get sober.

[yuriartillery]

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

[binibby]

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

[catmask]

i deserve a gold star for being so sweet and nice and not killing

[spirkbitch]

James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

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