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@tunglen
i’m just someone’s weird coworker
let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck
the writing in this game is top tier
9/11 is just around the corner!!
Are you alive
Don’t ask me no personal shit like this
BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.
your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”
you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”
Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly
Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath
being able to play songs in your head is cool and all but not really if you can't control what and when it plays so this is a visualization of me trying to concentrate while angel of music plays in my head
bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea
ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth
i hope the homestuck anime gets a million investors and then production goes completely sideways in a new unprecedented way. i hope it runs a thousand seasons and they're all terrible. i hope it stays dark forever. i hope the worst isn't over, and i hope you blink before i do. i hope i never get sober.
it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament
girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings
i deserve a gold star for being so sweet and nice and not killing
James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
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