The Emprah Protects

Canadian commie who reblogs whatever I feel like

[catgirlbaeddel]

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[molabuddy]

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

[molabuddy]

you will fall in love with the gar

[gsirvitor]

[lakevida]

(person who doesn't give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs voice) That feeling when you need a little treat to get through another day of adulting

[mf-dude]

[mrscancelled-1]

Europe should balkanize like this 😔

[queerbit]

[funnytwittertweets]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

hey that's the dude who made the yo-yo man instructional video

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

Did you just know this

[straycatj]

hi landlady, have you ever thought of making mr j a little frilly collar like this? I think it would be very dashing and some cats don’t seem to mind…

Oh, it's one of the most famous works of Shotei Takahashi! Although I like his cats but I haven't thought to make it... Please give me some weeks...

[straycatj]

おまたせしたですよ

Thanks for your waiting

[straycatj]

このとこ　なぜかこれが　サイニンキですので

ヒサビサにあかエリをつけたです

This post is getting popular again these days, so I wear a red collar again...

[yodaprod]

Samsung Mymy MY-A245R (1996)

[radiation]

[thenyanguardparty]

and btw the USA will be remembered as one of the most evil empires in history

[theninthring]

Depends on if we can step up to make it stand for what we were all told it does as kids.

[thenyanguardparty]

sorry, you can't. socialist revolution and decolonization. hope that's ok with you

[theninthring]

If you end up saying that decolonization means all the white people go back to Europe, I'm putting you in the same hole MAGAts go in.

[thenyanguardparty]

uh oh! you have committed "scared of white genocide"! what a shame, and i was trying to be nice and everything... oh well... goodbye

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[pizzaback]

web 2.0 companies that try to frame people using adblockers as greedy freedloaders always conveniently turn their heads when those same “greedy freeloaders” tell them that advertisers are paying to put malicious and predatory ads on their playforms and adblock users are, by in large, using adblockers to protect themselves

[pizzaback]

the first time i ever saw an adblocker recommended was for people with photosensitive epilepsy getting barraged with “congrats! you won!” style popups nonstop

the first time i ever personally used an adblocker was when deviantart’s excessive ad placement slowed down my household’s shared computer to the point it was unusable and my mom told me to stop using deviantart. so instead i installed an adblocker

and nowadays on Youtube and Facebook you get ads for casinos and alcohol targeted toward addicts and people with bipolar disorder, quack medicine targeted to people with chronic medical conditions, hate speech targeted toward the victims of said hate speech, and horror movie ads with flashing lights targeted toward…everyone.

and of course Google, who serves a majority of these ads, doesn’t actually care to remove any of the dangerous bullshit it shoves in your eyes but will expect you to pay them for it. sorry, i’d just rather not use youtube at that point. you had your chance.

[pumpkimancer]

Do not ever listen to a word of shame from a corporation. Their goal is only and always to extract maximum value from consumers.

Piracy, adblocking, data encryption, third-party repair, literally all of these things are, bottom-line, only bad for the corporations' record-breaking profit line. They are inherently good for the working person.

[powerburial]

that sucks you were so careless and irresponsible with your cluster bombs but im actually going to use mine humanely

[depsidase]

[witchern]

by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.

[weaver-z]

[elennastarwards-deactivated2023]

I’m Brazilian and my strongest memory relating to a roundabout was when me and my family were walking near my grandparent’s house. My little brother asked what the circle in the ground was and my dad explained the concept of a roundabout, “you’re supposed to go around it, so the road is more organized, look, there’s a car coming, you’ll see how it works” and that car just. Fucking ran over it. Dude just went forward like the road was straight. We never saw anyone do that again and I’m still not over it

[dailyfoodlovers]

theyre letting me have my first meal tonight

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

Hope it sucks.

[dailyfoodlovers]

Hurt my feelings more please. I fuckigg love it and it feels so good to get beat up by strangers