anything it takes

once upon a time, i fell for a boy with L I G H T N I N G                  in his eyes

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myfirstlanguageissarcasm started following you

Aren’t you the lady from the news?

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

That's me. The news lady. You must be Billy.

[trekuniverse]

[thedarkempath]

"—Amongst others.. Wally, uh, included."

"I’m sure he told you about that, right?"

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

"No. I don't recall having that conversation."

[music-holic]

Well… to be fair, we’re only just now moving?

And there’s never really… any planning involved when we do this sort of thing.

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

I'm going to buy James a variety of food coloring for a housewarming gift.

[thedarkempath]

"I.. I’m not so sure I will. I had a few ‘someone’s I thought I found. They didn’t work out like I wanted.”

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

"... Jericho, right? Wally told me about him."

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remember when rudy and mary came to wally and linda's wedding and were jackasses

[procellx]

"That’s true. And I suppose there are worse things I could be doing."

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

"Much worse things."

[thedarkempath]

"No, I meant— romantically."

"Not even the Titans like me like that. So no courthouse marriages any time soon."

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

"Oh."

"... I'm sure you'll find someone. You still have a long time."

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   ” then i’ll die young. “

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

"I'll make sure your parents buy you a tombstone shaped like pizza."

[music-holic]

Stuff happened and Billy came to visit? He’s got his own room now sooo

Oh! and.. hah… we’re also moving~?

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

Nobody tells me anything.

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[10 Days on ENT] 05 - Favorite Female Character - Hoshi Sato

[music-holic]

Yes, and he is surviving magnificently for the record. Well fed, goes to sleep at a semi-decent hour.

See, James and I can be responsible.

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

How did this happen? Last time I checked, James didn't even want to talk about him.

[thedarkempath]

"I’m not sure I’ll have that problem—"

"Not many people actually like me.”

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

"High school is pretty horrible. But you still have the Titans, so I wouldn't worry too much."

[outrungrxvity]

Living Life in the Fast Lane

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"Keystone is under the protection of a man who can throw haymakers like machine-gun fire… who can…

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" i’m hungry. “

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

"Pizza clogs arteries."

[procellx]

"Not gonna lie, it sort of is. I really don’t remember why I thought that would be a fun job to have.”

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

"Somebody has to do it."

[music-holic]

Hah. Hah. 

A) They totally do

B) while Jerrie is technically 21 she’s still my little sister and James has a son.

[myfirstlanguageissarcasm-blog]

Wait, Billy is living with you guys now?