My Food Bites!

Welcome to the Mouth Rave where there's a party in my mouth and my opinion is invited! Along with food!!

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Cookie

Stop everything!!!! A cookie isn't cooked. It's baked! It should be called a bakie. That is all.

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I treated myself to a Red Baron frozen pizza and side last night!  But when I got home I realized I wasn't sure what kind of "Sydz" I got! I'm a pretty adventurous eater, but I like to have meat in my meat!

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My salad turned out great!!! Look out Bon Appetit!

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Goodnight everyone!

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Had my friend Adrian over for dinner tonight. I stayed home from work all day to make delicious Sloppy Joes! Turns our Adrian is a vegetarian. He had to have a bun for dinner. Sorry Adrian!!

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I’m just gonna start selling barbecue sauce-flavored lipgloss and it’s just gonna be barbecue sauce in a lipgloss tube. 

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Yum! I would turn into a drag queen for this! Call me Condi Mint!

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The greatest food

It's odd that more recipes aren't centered around the most delicious food there is, cold pizza with mustard on it.

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Spirit Animal

Okay, I've done a lot of soul seaching and I've decided that my Spirit Animal is a deep dish piece of pizza with spinach and sausage on it.

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I slept in a Sandwich once, but that's because I was drunk and passed out while making it. The horseradish burned for days.

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THIS is my absolute, worst nightmare! For reals.

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I love this video game! I finally got to the Beets 'n Eggs level! But does anyone know how to get past the Watermelon and Beef Stroganoff? I keep getting deep fried.

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What the hell is a BROILER?!

I had no idea there was a different part of the stove called the "broiler!" I assumed it was a typo in the recipe and they meant to say "Cook in the boiler."  Like in a pot of boiling water. Oh boy, so many things to know! How do chefs do it??

So, I boiled the porkchops in boiling water for 45. They did not turn out well. On the plus side, now I have some nice porkchop broth I can use for another meal!

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Why do we have to use such violent language when making eggs? It makes me too sad to cook breakfast most mornings. Why do we have to beat our eggs and whip our whites? Ouch! I say we change it! How about to make scrambled eggs we put them in a bowl with milk and "cuddle vigorously." And instead of whipping we "Stroke" our egg whites until they are nice and fluffy! Doesn't that sound more appetizing? I bet that won't make me cry in the mornings as much! Now who's with me? Who's ready to make a change that's really important?! Let's do this foodies!

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GPOY!! Me and this guy get each other! This is totes me y'all! I feel like I think about food for every meal! It's almost like I HAVE to eat it to live or I would DIE without!!

[expo7000]

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Yuuuup. Been there, done that.

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Drinking out of my favorite cup! Filled to the brim with Gogurt! Mmmmmm!

[hakkar]

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Greatest idea ever! For once I finally wish my ex-wife would have left some of her stuff behind in our apartment!