My Friends Out Of Context

This might be interesting.

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“Hey get off the floor and stop screaming, the coffee is brewing.”

-CB

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

*Dressed as a ghost* “I’m dressed as every girl I’ve ever dated.”

-CB

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“Wouldn’t it be weird if the world was made up of Eevee evolutions?”

-CM

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“I just looked up the side effects, and shit is about to get wild.”

-LS

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“It’s 2019 and it’s called feminism, bitch!”

-RR

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“I like Urban Outfitters as much as the next twenty year old that cut their bangs at home.”

-ABD

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“Watch out she’s a soul theorist she’ll haunt you.”

-PL

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“It can have multiple interpretations! All great literature does! And most of them are about sex!”

-PP

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“It was a calculated risk, but I’m really bad at math.”

-PP

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

*Laying down on a pentagram* “Rock n’ roll buckaroo!”

-IP

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“Look I’m not here as a doctor, I’m just here to see some crazy shit.”

-IP

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“How dare you dispose of my body!”

-IP

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“Yea that rings a couple bells, shakes a tambourine or two.”

-IP

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“I’ve only been at a school a week and I already want to commit scooter ankle.”

-LF

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“So you didn’t actaully milk the cow, you just felt it up.”

-RR

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“Hello? It’s us, the vegans.”

-MD

[myfr1end50ut0fc0nt3xt]

“How does he express to her that he’s disabled.”

-JD