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New RindfleischetikettierungsĂŒberwachungsaufgabenĂŒbertragungsgesetz just dropped
Love when you get stuck in a Deutsche Bahn Situation (TM) and the germans suddenly break the number one rule of Do Not Interact With Strangers to complain and joke about the train and swap stories of worst DB experiences and help each other find connecting trains. Thanks deutsche Bahn for the brief sense of community I felt today. But also fuck DB
Hamsterdam
why am i falling apart
POV: You are in Germany
Best of Hitzewelle-Tipps 1973:
Ziemlich Beschissen
Stirn abwischen
Ich habe eine Bockwurst gegessen
Deo unter die Achseln und s°nst ÂȘm gÂȘnzen KĆrper~
Sie soll'n Arbeiten gehen, dann ham Sie was zu Tun
Langsam denken
Hut (sonst wird das Gehirn weich)
Mehr als 20 Jahre lang war er das Gesicht des WDR-Wissensmagazins: Ab September wird Ralph Caspers »Wissen macht Ah!« nicht weiter moderiere
Last picture of the United States before Joe Biden officially ceded the USA to the Free State of Bavaria, represented by Markus Söder (2022, colourised)
my toxic trait is that I refuse to refer to this as bread because I'm german
No apologies whatsoever for the person I become when Sandman drops.
German kids at 6pm every evening
Quelle: Tagesschau auf Instagram
Germans getting drunk in public and wreaking havoc on islands abroad: cringe.
Germans doing the same thing but on the richest german island because of a national 9 euro train ticket: the funniest fucking thing imaginable.
@ all the punks who are annoying rich people on sylt, I am kissing you on the mouth once I have stopped laughing
Yes!
I also saw another video where they explained that they just went there because the cdu voters were pre-emptively whining about it
Just found out there is an Official German Bread Institute, and their website is exactly as delightful as youâd expect:
i am absolutely enchanted by this bread quiz and this good-luck-bread, 10/10
Of course it is
the Bahn experience is carefully planning out your four-stop journey, only for the very first train to be delayed so much that you're now left freestyling a route through half of germany that ends with you stranded in a small town you've only heard of in your aunt's Ostfriesenkrimis
Or at Christian Lindnerâs wedding on Sylt.
So.
Meine Mutter hat doch tatsÀchlich diese verdammte FischstÀbchen Pizza gekauft. Gibts heute zum Mittagessen. Manche Dinge sollten einfach nicht existieren.
Muss schon zugeben es klingt hart lecker.
Reblog wer die FischstĂ€bchen pizza essen wĂŒrde.
musste erstmal googeln wovon die Rede ist
hm das italienisch machts ja nicht unbedingt besser imo
I will not stand for FischstÀbchen Pizza Slander. I have fought too hard on twitter for this.
Und zum Nachtisch:
@unscharf-an-den-raendern, you can't hide this in the tags!
#warum hat italien uns eigentlich noch nicht den krieg erklÀrt?
(Judging by my Italian friend who wanted to cook me a dinner with spaghetti, cheddar and brusselsprouts, I say they're too busy trying to keep him in check...)
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