Repost-Heaven

Just for me to repost my favourite non-bts things

[technicontrastron]

New Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz  just dropped

[alllelements]

Love when you get stuck in a Deutsche Bahn Situation (TM) and the germans suddenly break the number one rule of Do Not Interact With Strangers to complain and joke about the train and swap stories of worst DB experiences and help each other find connecting trains. Thanks deutsche Bahn for the brief sense of community I felt today. But also fuck DB

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[hearteyedraccoon]

[musashi]

why am i falling apart

[crtter]

POV: You are in Germany

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Best of Hitzewelle-Tipps 1973:

Ziemlich Beschissen

Stirn abwischen

Ich habe eine Bockwurst gegessen

Deo unter die Achseln und s°nst ªm gªnzen Kőrper~

Sie soll'n Arbeiten gehen, dann ham Sie was zu Tun

Langsam denken

Hut (sonst wird das Gehirn weich)

[official-german-puns]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

"Wissen macht Ah!«: Ralph Caspers moderiert die Sendung nicht mehr

Mehr als 20 Jahre lang war er das Gesicht des WDR-Wissensmagazins: Ab September wird Ralph Caspers »Wissen macht Ah!« nicht weiter moderiere

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[caesarflickermans]

Last picture of the United States before Joe Biden officially ceded the USA to the Free State of Bavaria, represented by Markus Söder (2022, colourised)

[rovermcfly]

my toxic trait is that I refuse to refer to this as bread because I'm german

[novelconcepts]

No apologies whatsoever for the person I become when Sandman drops.

[lastvalyrian]

German kids at 6pm every evening

[official-nordrheinwestfalen]

Quelle: Tagesschau auf Instagram

[sprachgefuehle]

Germans getting drunk in public and wreaking havoc on islands abroad: cringe.

Germans doing the same thing but on the richest german island because of a national 9 euro train ticket: the funniest fucking thing imaginable.

@ all the punks who are annoying rich people on sylt, I am kissing you on the mouth once I have stopped laughing

[sprachgefuehle]

Yes!

I also saw another video where they explained that they just went there because the cdu voters were pre-emptively whining about it

[single-nachtmahr-in-your-area]

[valarhalla]

Just found out there is an Official German Bread Institute, and their website is exactly as delightful as you’d expect:

[jofngve]

i am absolutely enchanted by this bread quiz and this good-luck-bread, 10/10

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Of course it is

[deutsche-bahn]

the Bahn experience is carefully planning out your four-stop journey, only for the very first train to be delayed so much that you're now left freestyling a route through half of germany that ends with you stranded in a small town you've only heard of in your aunt's Ostfriesenkrimis

[allthingsgerman]

Or at Christian Lindner’s wedding on Sylt.

[cobaltqueen]

So.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Meine Mutter hat doch tatsächlich diese verdammte Fischstäbchen Pizza gekauft. Gibts heute zum Mittagessen. Manche Dinge sollten einfach nicht existieren.

Muss schon zugeben es klingt hart lecker.

[official-kinderkanal]

Reblog wer die Fischstäbchen pizza essen würde.

[jofngve]

musste erstmal googeln wovon die Rede ist

hm das italienisch machts ja nicht unbedingt besser imo

[allthingsgerman]

I will not stand for Fischstäbchen Pizza Slander. I have fought too hard on twitter for this.

[official-german-medienlandschaft]

Und zum Nachtisch:

[sjorsdottir]

@unscharf-an-den-raendern, you can't hide this in the tags!

#warum hat italien uns eigentlich noch nicht den krieg erklärt?

(Judging by my Italian friend who wanted to cook me a dinner with spaghetti, cheddar and brusselsprouts, I say they're too busy trying to keep him in check...)

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