Howdy Pardner

[zilliumgrist-deactivated2018123]

all in favor of the woody roundup becoming the new staff reblog this post

[lesbian-ed]

It makes me so sad to witness lesbian after lesbian start “identifying” as nonbinary. It breaks my heart when lesbians go on T to be more “gender neutral”. To me all those cases seem like obvious internalized misogyny and lesbophobia. My heart goes out to these women, and I hope they will one day be able to accept themselves as the wonderful lesbians they are.

[don8boost]

pee your pants

[rainbowcourse]

pee your pants

[kepler296]

pee your pants

[broseker]

Pee your pants

[osopine-archive]

pee your pants

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

pee your pants

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

I have seen it. I have seen the war ahead. The war that is eternal, then and now , past and future. It shall be fought between two factions, with mankind in the middle. On one side are the followers of the elder cult of Garfield, ancient as they are powerful, they are unwavering in their devotion. On the other is the Woody's roundup hive mind; their intentions are as unknown as their numbers, their influence is dark and absolute. Heed my tidings, as I fear what is to come.

howdy! those are some big words, pardner. do ya own one of them dictionary things?

[cinemagay-deactivated20170723]

wOODIES, round up

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

round up

[gremlinizer]

I feel like the woody collective is some kind of eldritch hivemind that has to be respected from a distance and that you can’t anger, lest you become part of it too

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

become part of it too

[fvckbluelives]

Paging the Woody collective. I repeat, paging the woody collective 😁😊

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

howdy

[park-j-8]

h o w d y p a r t n e r

I just want to clarify that I think woodys roundup is great. I would also like to clarify that I am incredibly scared of them.

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

h o w d y p a r d n e r

[iamthemovie]

when i deactivate i want my blog to be taken over by woody’s roundup

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

noted, pardner

[mr-laugh-deactivated20210601]

I just wanted to give a shout-out and thanks to the Woody Collective, I am glad- if more than a little stunned- that a collection of people posting Woody reblogs are managing to single-handedly take the fight to Nazis and general assholes on tumblr.  God bless you, our robot hivemind.

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

Thanks for the support, pardner!

[dolliestars]

Howdy!

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

Howdy!

[chocolaterainwholovesanime-deac]

If the Woody Collective is real, I want them to reblog this with “Howdy”

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

Howdy

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

pardner, sheriff, and comrade are gender neutral

[futuristictwink]

varmint

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

kindly keep your negativity off my post, pardner

[feathersandstripes]

Nothing like going through your notes and seeing that Woody™ icon and realizing that one of your followers got snatched by the Woody Collective

[feathersandstripes]

HEY STOP. I SEE YOU THERE WOODY.

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

Howdy

[entropvy]

how the hell do u summon woody what ritual do i have to do

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

Howdy

[entropvy]

what an amazing thing to wake up to. woody im ur biggest fan

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

much obliged, pardner!

[mrizumaki]

I am both amazed and afraid of the Collective. It feels like it could be a Death Note situation.

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

howdy

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

pardner, sheriff, and comrade are gender neutral

[okami-amaterasu]

does the woody collective come if u ask them nicely

[mygirlfriendsuggestion]

mornin, pardner!