The Sarchasm

[rnismatch]

will you let me go to heaven

[rnismatch]

[mutatedfish]

which website are you moving to if tumblr goes down???!??

iwaspoisoned.com

crouton.net

drpepperstore.com

wikipedia.org

fw.ky.gov

weirdorconfusing.com

komaeda.neocities.org/sim/vn

solitaire.org

Voting ended onNov 17, 2023

[cryptotheism]

This guy can't find the divine within the mundane! Kill him girls!

[virtualtoybox]

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

[ju4ncito]

i am his girl and I will protect his effeminate ass

[squeakitties]

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

I’m building a dnd class rn called “Just Some Guy” and the whole thing is that they are just supremely bad at combat and ability checks the whole time. at level 20 u get an ability called “Fucking Finally” where u get the level 1 abilities of another class. ur hit dice are d4s and the only thing u have proficiency in is improvised weapons. this is the funniest thing I’ve done in a hot minute

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

update on the Just Some Guy class

[rottingelysium-deactivated20240]

If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist

[femboy-expert]

Must a musician not paint?

Must a swimmer not run?

[authenticwhoop]

Wasn't lying when he said expert damn

[pjackk]

All i have left is the almonds stuck in my teath

[mutantrenegade]

Is there anything I can do to help during these trying times?

[pjackk]

Blow job

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[toskarin]

[cipheramnesia]

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

[wildhaunt]

it's really up in the air right now

[buddwyer]

it's so funny when it affects you long-term

[retroactivebakeries]

lmao it's irrevocable

[buddwyer]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[softcrustgrunge]

[aliiiiiiice]

[buddwyer]

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

[buddwyer]

Can we please stay on topic here

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

YTA

[coughloop]

Men I trust more like men I thrust! #pegging

[that-house]

im like if roadkill was a girl

[that-house]

imagine if i get run over tomorrow and this was the last thing i posted

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

i'd offer to help complete the bit but i don't know how to drive

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

actually, on second thought that may work in our favor

[lakevida]

well first of all i dont have a "fear" of intimacy the thing that's wrong with me is way less gay