I am nothing but a shadow in the night . @myheroeshadtheheart - Tumblr Blog

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

afurioushawk

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

archaeocoyote

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

the-supernatural-atheist

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

pekingopera

ceruleanheaven

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

lastoneout

I know "money can't buy happiness" is a bullshit lie meant to keep the underclass from demanding better things, but at the same time looking at people like Elon Musk and Mr. Beast who seem to have never enjoyed a single minute of their lives...I do think that while money can make you happy, being ultra-wealthy makes you uniquely miserable in some profoundly fucked up way. It's like AI psychosis, having all the people around you never tell you no and always talk you up but also being the kind of people who don't actually like you and instead just want something from you just breaks your brain.

dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

fudamnshi

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.